Author Topic: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes  (Read 19852 times)

Offline TOoP/Bruce

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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #30 on: June 11, 2007, 08:11:23 pm »

No "ifs", no "ands", no "buts",
nor "maybes",
What Ennis liked
don't make no babies.
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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #31 on: June 11, 2007, 11:05:42 pm »
A Hippy bus?
Now that sounds dumb
As Heath once said
"What movie's that from?"

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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #32 on: June 12, 2007, 04:50:09 am »


"None of Jack's plans
come to pass..."
Old Man Twist
spit in his glass
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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #33 on: June 12, 2007, 04:53:18 am »

The tractor spinning
around the plot
was something Bobby
Liked a lot.
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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #34 on: June 12, 2007, 04:57:29 am »

Some thought Lureen hard
But seldom sleazy...
She expressed her grief
With "Nice n Easy".
« Last Edit: June 12, 2007, 09:55:52 am by TOoP/Bruce »
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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #35 on: June 14, 2007, 07:19:36 am »
An scary mob
of ugly "gents"
is chasing Jack
beside the fence.
« Last Edit: June 14, 2007, 07:45:47 am by TOoP/Bruce »
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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #36 on: June 18, 2007, 01:31:44 am »
          Mama Twist was very morose
          When Ennis showed up
          She looked like a ghost
          Then bade him return, as a good host
« Last Edit: July 28, 2007, 01:23:15 pm by ifyoucantfixit »



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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #37 on: June 18, 2007, 06:33:47 am »
"I aint no sinner --
least not yet!
But after dinner?
Hell... YOU BET!

These are great.  Especially this one.  :)

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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #38 on: June 19, 2007, 06:46:35 pm »



             Jack wanted to buy Jimbo a beer
             But the calf ropers were  standing near
             Jimbo declined with distaste
             Said ''Jack your money don't waste'' With a sneer



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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #39 on: July 12, 2007, 08:32:14 pm »
Jack Twist was a fun loving "fella"
But LD Newsome thought he was "yella"
One Thanksgiving Day Jack stopped being meek
And told LD he'd knock him into next week.

(GO JACK)!!!!!!


For how long? As long as we can ride it; ain't no reins on this one.