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Texas Jokes...
« on: April 30, 2006, 11:14:10 pm »
There's a western song called: Happiness is Lubbock in your rearview mirror.

Q: Why does ther wind blow so hard in Laraby (sp?)?
A: Because there's nothing between it and the north pole.
"We're each of us alone, to be sure. What can you do but hold your hand out in the dark?" --"Nine Lives," by Ursula K. Le Guin, from The Wind's Twelve Quarters