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Offline shortfiction

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If there were a BBM video slot machine
« on: July 02, 2007, 01:33:29 am »
Here's what it would have for symbols on the reels:
cowboy hats
boots
grazing sheep
Fish
whiskey bottles
Cigarettes
horses
Bettermost cans of beans

(Yes, I've spent a lot of time in casinos.) 8)
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If you got three bean cans, you could pick one and reveal your bonus credits.
   If you got three grazing sheep symbols, you could let the little Basque avatars try to sort them out, and however many were left would be the number of bonus credits for you.
    What would be the big bonus?      And which symbols did I leave out?


And for just one more dumbass question:   How do I get my sig into this field?








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Re: If there were a BBM video slot machine
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2007, 09:21:51 am »
There's got to be a pair of deuces figuring in there somewhere, too, don't you think?  :)


And for just one more dumbass question:   How do I get my sig into this field?


Hi, shortfiction.

Let's see if I can help you out with adding a signature.

Towards the top of your screen, click on the blue rectangle that says PROFILE.  It's in the line that says HOME, FRONT, HELP, CHAT, etc.

On the new page that appears, click on "Forum Profile Information" (on the left).

On the new page that appears, scroll down to Signature.  You'll see a space where you type in what you want to use.

Then click on "Change Profile" at the bottom.   


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Re: If there were a BBM video slot machine
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2007, 12:09:11 am »
Ah, it's there.    I just wasn't looking hard enough.   
D'oh!

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Re: If there were a BBM video slot machine
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2007, 10:13:09 am »
You're welcome.  :)

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Re: If there were a BBM video slot machine
« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2007, 12:59:24 pm »



             Maybe you could have some Coyotes?  And you for sure need a coffee pot.
             What about a harmonica?   Tent?  Maybe the handles of the pots only?
              Just musing.



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Re: If there were a BBM video slot machine
« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2007, 03:03:58 pm »
binoculars


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: If there were a BBM video slot machine
« Reply #6 on: July 04, 2007, 03:06:04 pm »
It would make for a grotesque feature on our putative slot machine, but tire irons are an essential motif in the story and film (remember how in the story, Ennis's dreams of Jack are haunted by a bean spoon eerily resembling a tire iron).

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Re: If there were a BBM video slot machine
« Reply #7 on: July 04, 2007, 09:00:57 pm »


             Maybe you could have some Coyotes?  And you for sure need a coffee pot.
             What about a harmonica?   Tent?  Maybe the handles of the pots only?
              Just musing.

Sounds good.  Now if someone would just invent the thing..........
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