Jake Jake Jake!

[littleguitar]

Sure thing honey, help yourself!!!   ANYTHING for my new favorite author.    I think he looks like he's channeliing Elvis in that next to the last one...LOL

Aw thanks   

He does kind of have that Elvis lip thing going, LOL

[Daniel]

Perhaps this has been discussed before, and if so I apologize, but take a look at the guys autograph. What would a graphologist make of this you think?

I had always thought that the postcard Ennis received had the handwriting of a female, with large-looping letters. I mean, that the prop had been written by a female. But now that I see his autograph, I wonder if he did write it. The first thing that grabs my attention is of course the "y" in Gyllenhaal. I suppose we can be grateful that he has a "y" in his last name. Every part of the letter has meaning. For example, how far the lower loop goes down is a clear indicator of their sex drive. Add to this the shape of the return stroke, the writing pressure, the shape of the cup - the part above the base line - and a few other parts and you have a complete profile of the writer's sexual life. Of course, being sensible, mature adults I don't think we have any interest in Mr. Gyllenhaal's sexual life, and we can respect his privacy, personality, and individuality.

[ednbarby]

I had always thought that the postcard Ennis received had the handwriting of a female, with large-looping letters. I mean, that the prop had been written by a female. But now that I see his autograph, I wonder if he did write it. The first thing that grabs my attention is of course the "y" in Gyllenhaal. I suppose we can be grateful that he has a "y" in his last name. Every part of the letter has meaning. For example, how far the lower loop goes down is a clear indicator of their sex drive. Add to this the shape of the return stroke, the writing pressure, the shape of the cup - the part above the base line - and a few other parts and you have a complete profile of the writer's sexual life. Of course, being sensible, mature adults I don't think we have any interest in Mr. Gyllenhaal's sexual life, and we can respect his privacy, personality, and individuality.

 

Oh, dear.  I have a Y in my last name, too.  I just looked at my signature, and according to the above, my sexual life ain't looking too healthy.  Wait a minute - let me think about Jake for a sec and write it again.  Oh, yeah.  That's better.

Seriously, I make a big loopy deal out of the L for my middle initial, and nothing whatsoever of the Y for my last one.  What's that all about, Daniel, or do I even want to know?

[Daniel]

It means you like your middle name... Try going by it instead of your first for a while.

Tell me more about your "y".

Seriously though, and I'm slightly frightened telling you this, because there are some weird people out there that would use this information poorly, I'm afraid, while Gyllenhaal's sex drive is very high, (at least according to this signature), his sexual imagination is also very high, his sexual frustration is relatively low but not all needs are being met, and has not found a partner with whom to express his needs. Too bad we can't see the actual photo, I could tell you more based on the pressure that was applied when writing the letter.

[Jeff Wrangler]

worth repeating omfg he's beautiful

Aww, Jakey and I have the same collar size, 15-1/2.    (His reach is longer than mine, though.)

[Scott6373]

Aww, Jakey and I have the same collar size, 15-1/2.    (His reach is longer than mine, though.)

What collar are you referring to Jeff?   

[Jeff Wrangler]

What collar are you referring to Jeff?   

Arf! 

(Not. ...  )

[ednbarby]

It means you like your middle name... Try going by it instead of your first for a while.

Tell me more about your "y".

My middle name is Lynn.  Never much liked my first name, and I notice I don't make a big deal out of the "B," either.

The cup shape of the Y is like a U, and pretty wide.  The tail is just a line, and not straight down - slightly slanted to the left.  I do put a little curve back to the right of it (the tail) at the bottom, though.

Oh, boy - I can tell I'm not gonna like the analysis already. 

[littleguitar]

My middle name is Lynn.  Never much liked my first name, and I notice I don't make a big deal out of the "B," either.

The cup shape of the Y is like a U, and pretty wide.  The tail is just a line, and not straight down - slightly slanted to the left.  I do put a little curve back to the right of it (the tail) at the bottom, though.

Oh, boy - I can tell I'm not gonna like the analysis already. 

My middle name is Lynn, too 

[coffeecat33]

I'm not making this up. My middle name is Lynn. I usually include my middle name in my signature and I have a big fat loop for the Y. When I write Jake Gyllenhaal, the loop under the Y is "normal" size. Hmm.