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Favorite Lines From "Everybody Loves Raymond"
« on: August 23, 2007, 11:14:45 pm »
Jess, I'm borrowing your idea from your Cheers thread. But since I don't know much about Cheers, I can't really contribute to it. So I thought I would start an Everybody Loves Raymond thread, because that show has some really funny lines too!

If anyone can think of funny Raymond quotes, please post them here!  :D

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Re: Favorite Lines From "Everybody Loves Raymond"
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2007, 11:21:09 pm »
Frank commenting about  Ray's second appearance on television....

Frank: "I could have eaten a box of Alpha Bits and crapped a better interview."

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Re: Favorite Lines From "Everybody Loves Raymond"
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2007, 11:32:51 pm »
Ray loses Ally's hamster while she is away with Debra. Ray finally locates the hamester, dead, in a box of fudge popsicles. So he and Robert go to the pet store to buy Ally a new hampster before she gets back home. But when they walk through the door, Debra, Ally and the boys have already returned.

Ray: Look Ally, I'm very sorry this happened but now it's time to meet your brand new hampster.

Ally: No thanks.

Ray: Oh, come on. Look, he looks just like your old hampster and the guy at the store told me that in a couple of years he might.... fly.

Debra: Ray! Don't tell her that!

Ray: Okay, he's not really going to fly, but the man did tell me he's.... magical.

Debra: Ray!

Ray: His PERSONALITY!

Ally: No Dad!

Ray: Oh come on Ally, he's a cute little replacement.

Ally: I don't want a replacement, Daddy!

(Ally storms up the stairs)

Robert: I think that's exactly what she needs... a replacement Daddy.

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Re: Favorite Lines From "Everybody Loves Raymond"
« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2007, 11:35:13 pm »
Jess, I'm borrowing your idea from your Cheers thread. But since I don't know much about Cheers, I can't really contribute to it. So I thought I would start an Everybody Loves Raymond thread, because that show has some really funny lines too!

If anyone can think of funny Raymond quotes, please post them here!  :D



I was just thinking..."HEY wait a minute! Was this ALWAYS here??"

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Re: Favorite Lines From "Everybody Loves Raymond"
« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2007, 11:36:04 pm »
Frank commenting about  Ray's second appearance on television....

Frank: "I could have eaten a box of Alpha Bits and crapped a better interview."



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Re: Favorite Lines From "Everybody Loves Raymond"
« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2007, 11:36:24 pm »
Nope! You had a very good idea Jess. I hope you don't mind me borrowing your idea!  :)
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Re: Favorite Lines From "Everybody Loves Raymond"
« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2007, 11:37:37 pm »
these are great...I am not familiar enough to have seen the individual show you are talking about...but I know the characters and I can just hear Ray's dad!

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Re: Favorite Lines From "Everybody Loves Raymond"
« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2007, 11:38:26 pm »
Nope! You had a very good idea Jess. I hope you don't mind me borrowing your idea!  :)

NO! not at all! It fits perfectly!

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Re: Favorite Lines From "Everybody Loves Raymond"
« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2007, 11:40:04 pm »
Ray and Robert are driving home from a failed attempt to meet the New York Mets. Ray didn't want to bring Robert along because he says Robert's feet stink.

Robert and Ray have just finished arguing with each other, and Robert reclines his car seat, takes off his shoes and places his feet up on the dashboard of Ray's car. Ray is driving, and tries very hard to ignore Robert's stinky feet, but then the smell hits him....

Ray: "We must have... we must have hit a skunk that crawled out the ass of another skunk."
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Re: Favorite Lines From "Everybody Loves Raymond"
« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2007, 11:45:57 pm »
Debra keeps shifting over to Ray's side of the bed and it's keeping Ray awake. Finally, he gets up and slides Debra back over to her side of the bed using the bottom sheet to move her. When he gets back into bed, Debra once again slides over. Ray keeps wiggling away from her and finally he falls off the side of the bed and hits the floor with a loud "THUD".

Debra (groggy and talking in her sleep): Ray, did you hear that?
 
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