Favorite Lines From "Everybody Loves Raymond"

[Shasta542]

If she's shy, I'm Angie Jolie.    

[David In Indy]

If she's shy, I'm Angie Jolie.    

Ain't it the truth?

Jess, you KNOW we luv ya more than color tv!! 

[Shasta542]

Every time I see this episode it makes me laugh like crazy! And it was on tonight. 

Ray and Robert and Deb in the cop car taking her to the hospital to have Ally.

OMG -- the whole thing is hilarious!

Robert -- I don't think I'm seeing what I should see.

Ray-- Whaddya mean? You're seeing EVERYTHING --- what are you supposed to see?!!!

Pause

Robert -- A HEAD!!!!

[David In Indy]

Every time I see this episode it makes me laugh like crazy! And it was on tonight. 

Ray and Robert and Deb in the cop car taking her to the hospital to have Ally.

OMG -- the whole thing is hilarious!

Robert -- I don't think I'm seeing what I should see.

Ray-- Whaddya mean? You're seeing EVERYTHING --- what are you supposed to see?!!!

Pause

Robert -- A HEAD!!!!

 

That is from Season Five, I think. It's called Ally's Birth.

[Shasta542]

Tonight -- Deb's dad is bringing his new girlfriend over for Thanksgiving. They all think he'll bring a "younger woman" -- and she's older than any of them--cuz she makes him feel like a "young buck". He helps her up the stairs and when they get to the top,  Frank says "Happy New Year!" 

[David In Indy]

Tonight -- Deb's dad is bringing his new girlfriend over for Thanksgiving. They all think he'll bring a "younger woman" -- and she's older than any of them--cuz she makes him feel like a "young buck". He helps her up the stairs and when they get to the top,  Frank says "Happy New Year!" 

It sounds like you watched "Older Women" from Season Six, Shasta. I haven't been watching too much Everybody Loves Raymond on TBS and CW since I have my ELR DVDs. But if I remember, or if I happen to be flipping through the channels at the time he's on, I will always stop and watch it!

[Kelda]

I saw one today and it was thanksgiving at Roberts wives parents - and the mother killed a bird to put it out of its misery and everyone is appauled. It was quite a funny epsiode.

[David In Indy]

Surely you've run out of lines by now David?!! 

Susie 

Run out of lines? Hmmmmm........ 

NOPE!!! 

I have more of them! I didn't realize people were paying attention in here!!

[David In Indy]

Alex and I were just talking about something a few minutes ago, and we thought we would run it past all of you...


Did you ever notice they show ALL the rooms of the house - every one of them EXCEPT the little den area off the living room and the laundry room. During the nine seasons of ELR they showed both of the kid's bedrooms, the master bedroom, both baths, the living room, kitchen and basement. They even showed the garage in one episode! But they never show the laundry room (off the kitchen) and the den. I wonder why? One would think during nine seasons they would have shown those two rooms at least once! You can see a little bit of the rooms, but the camera never goes completely in there.

I wonder what is in those two rooms?

[David In Indy]

Surely you've run out of lines by now David?!! 

Susie 

Okay. Here's one for ya, Susie!! 

Robert has just been kicked out of his apartment, and Debra has invited him to stay at their house for a few days. Ray is upset about this whole idea because for one thing, he thinks Robert's feet stink......

Debra: It will be fine Ray!

Ray: Come on! He's going to be all sitting on the couch and watching television....

Debra: And that's really YOUR special job, isn't it Ray?

Ray: You don't know! Just wait until his shoes come off.

Debra: His feet are fine!

Ray: Yeah. They're fine.... they're fine if you're trying to jump-start a vomit.