Favorite Lines From "Everybody Loves Raymond"

[David In Indy]

Last night---paraphrased:

Ray--Deborah--you deserve all the love that the ocean can hold.

Dad--snickers.

Marie--Frank, I thought it was nice---why can't you say romantic things like that?

Frank--All right. Marie, I wish....you were in the ocean.

Haha -- he's so mean, but in a funny kinda way. 

 

Yeah. That's a good one Shasta. That's from episode #7,  "The Walk To The Door" from Season 5! 


Ray (to Debra): Okay. I regret not loving you more. You deserve all the love that can fit in the ocean.

(Frank laughs)

Marie: I thought that was beautiful Frank. Why can't you say something like that to me?

Frank: All right. (clears throat) I would love it if you were in the ocean.

[Shasta542]

One night--recently--Ray told Robert, who'd taken his shoes off, to "check the expiration date on your feet".  

[David In Indy]

One night--recently--Ray told Robert, who'd taken his shoes off, to "check the expiration date on your feet".  

 

Ray HATES Robert's feet!

I'm trying to remember what episode he said that in! I can't remember. You've managed to stump me Shasta!! 

[Shasta542]

Ray HATES Robert's feet!

I'm trying to remember what episode he said that in! I can't remember. You've managed to stump me Shasta!! 

Well---I remember that Marie took the plastic off her couch in that episode. She is the one who told Robbie to take his shoes off so he wouldn't track dirt in and then Deborah or someone was saying how she was so particular, so she told him to put them back on and she let them sit on the couch.

[David In Indy]

Well---I remember that Marie took the plastic off her couch in that episode. She is the one who told Robbie to take his shoes off so he wouldn't track dirt in and then Deborah or someone was saying how she was so particular, so she told him to put them back on and she let them sit on the couch.

Ah! Okay! That's from "Humm Vac" (Season 5)! 

[mvansand76]

Ray (to Robert): She's NOT the one!!

Robert: What?

Ray: Listen! I saw something that I have to tell you, because you have to know and because I SAW it!

Robert: What are you talking about?

Debra: What did you see Ray?

Ray: Angela ate the fly!

Debra: WHAT?

Robert: What do you mean?

Ray: The fly that was flying around... Angela killed it, it fell on the table, she put it in a napkin, and then SHE AAAAATE IT!

Debra: What the HELL are you doing Ray?

Robert: Yeah man, what is your problem?

Ray: I'm telling you, I saw that woman eat a FLY!

Debra: Oh she did NOT! You must have seen something else.

Ray: What, then? What did I see?

Debra: I don't know! Maybe it was a crouton or something.

Ray: A FLYING crouton?

Debra: Are you drunk?

Ray: Look, I'm trying to help him!

Robert: How is this supposed to help me?

Ray: Robert, I'm doing what any brother would do and if you see Debra eat a fly, I want you to tell me right away!

Debra: She did NOT eat a fly!

Ray: YES!!!!!!!

Robert: Just a second Raymond. Because what I REALLY think you are saying is "Uh oh. Robert found someone special, someone so special that she might actually be the one". But because you're such a sniveling, little insecure man, you'll do ANYTHING to keep me from having what you have!

Ray: SHE ATE A FLY!!!!

 

MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE!!!!!!!!!!!!

God this is so hilarious, I thought I was gonna choke when I watched this. Does somebody know if it's on youtube? The look on Ray's face is just classic slapstick. It's my mom and dad's favorite too!

[David In Indy]

MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE!!!!!!!!!!!!

God this is so hilarious, I thought I was gonna choke when I watched this. Does somebody know if it's on youtube? The look on Ray's face is just classic slapstick. It's my mom and dad's favorite too!

Melissa, I have many youtube videos of ELR posted in my "Everybody Loves Raymond" thread, but I don't think I posted a clip from "She's The One". I'm not sure though. But if it's out there, I'll find it. And just as soon as I do, I'll post it for you! 

[mvansand76]

Well, while you're doing that, I will be bumping threads from page 5 to 1 in your forum!

 

[David In Indy]

Ray storms into the house after having an argument with Frank and Marie....


Ray: (to Debra) I'll tell you what. My mother and my father, we're through with them!

Debra: You read my letter to Santa!



 

[David In Indy]

Amy is upset when she finds out her parents threw her brother Peter out of the house....

Marie: Oh, Amy dear, you have to understand. A child is like a baby robin; you feed him, you nurture him, you get him strong so when the time comes, he's ready to fly away and bring you back grand-robins. But no matter how much you want him to, sometimes there's a robin who just won't fly away.

Frank: And before you know it, you got a 40-year old robin who can't lift his ass out of the nest.