Author Topic: Jack's Ramblings  (Read 830895 times)

Offline David In Indy

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Re: Jack's Ramblings
« Reply #690 on: February 16, 2008, 02:50:33 am »
Wow, thanks everybody, I guess I am popular with the people who matter..........and I do mean that!!!!!!!!!!!

Of course you are sweetie!! :)

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Re: Jack's Ramblings
« Reply #691 on: February 16, 2008, 02:51:42 am »
FOX URINE?? Where the hell do you buy fox urine at? God, I've never heard of such a thing! :laugh:



Probably at Wal-Mart!

It said that foxes are natural enemies of mice, so fox urine would run them off. I know hunters can buy deer urine to attract deer, so maybe you can buy fox urine to get rid of mice. That would be better than inviting a fox in to pee.  ;)
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Re: Jack's Ramblings
« Reply #692 on: February 16, 2008, 02:59:55 am »
Probably at Wal-Mart!

It said that foxes are natural enemies of mice, so fox urine would run them off. I know hunters can buy deer urine to attract deer, so maybe you can buy fox urine to get rid of mice. That would be better than inviting a fox in to pee.  ;)


Do you have a cat Shasta? Why not harvest some of his pee in a bottle and save 10 bucks in the deal?

Or if it's Walmart it's probably $9.86.  :laugh:

I can't imagine anyone selling urine! Can you? Cats are a natural predator of mice too. Just have him pee in a bottle, pour it around your kitchen and pray for daylight.



 
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Re: Jack's Ramblings
« Reply #693 on: February 16, 2008, 03:01:53 am »
I'm too shy to go to those group things.  I'm sure I'd end up sitting in the corner by myself and feeling like crap.

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Jump on in honey! Right now we're talking about cat pee. Not exactly Oxford material is it? ;)

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Re: Jack's Ramblings
« Reply #694 on: February 16, 2008, 03:02:02 am »
Do you have a cat Shasta? Why not harvest some of his pee in a bottle and save 10 bucks in the deal?

Or if it's Walmart it's probably $9.86.  :laugh:

I can't imagine anyone selling urine! Can you? Cats are a natural predator of mice too. Just have him pee in a bottle, pour it around your kitchen and pray for daylight.



 

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

No cat. My cat 17 year old cat Ripley died last September.

Maybe I need to borrow a cat for a few days! Hire it as a mousecatcher!!
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Re: Jack's Ramblings
« Reply #695 on: February 16, 2008, 03:04:19 am »
If those damned Yorkies weren't such prima donnas! They could earn their keep by catching mice.  :laugh:  :laugh:

Hmmm...I guess it's I who have spoiled the little divas.  ;D
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Re: Jack's Ramblings
« Reply #696 on: February 16, 2008, 03:19:36 am »
Yorkies catching mice? I don't know about that Shasta. If those Yorkies are anything like my Golden Retriever, they will just lay there and act "entertained". Cody will perk up and watch, but he doesn't pursue.

He just lays there as his master stands horrified atop the dining room table. >:(

Now my cat Oreo, he pursues but he doesn't catch. He just makes a lot of noise. :laugh:

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Re: Jack's Ramblings
« Reply #697 on: February 16, 2008, 03:26:40 am »
Aww  Thanks David.  And it's okay. I'm not working at the Oxford level tonight.   :laugh: 

Neither are we!! :laugh:

Oh, and thanks for the PM buddy!! :)

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Re: Jack's Ramblings
« Reply #698 on: February 16, 2008, 03:31:49 am »
Are we talking about Cody the dog or Code the cat?

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Re: Jack's Ramblings
« Reply #699 on: February 16, 2008, 03:32:46 am »
Yorkies catching mice? I don't know about that Shasta. If those Yorkies are anything like my Golden Retriever, they will just lay there and act "entertained". Cody will perk up and watch, but he doesn't pursue.

He just lays there as his master stands horrified atop the dining room table. >:(

Now my cat Oreo, he pursues but he doesn't catch. He just makes a lot of noise. :laugh:



Yorkies were bred just for that reason -- they guarded factories in Yorkshire against rodent infestation. It's supposed to be in their instincts!

My first darling Yorkie would alert at first sniff. She would not be put off. She relentlessly pursued all mice until she caught them. She'd grab the mouse, shake it a couple of times, and then lay it down -- every time. She was a little mouse assassin!! But these two -- yeah. They are like you said. No help whatsoever!
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