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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #160 on: November 10, 2007, 08:28:58 pm »




          Wow what have you been thinking about while you have been at them gutters?
            that sounds ominous.....        :-\



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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #161 on: November 10, 2007, 10:46:40 pm »
If you meet someone, and things go well, and you all think maybe you should give it a go and see if you can make something happen, one good question to always ask is: Do you keep a gun under your bed?

Conversely, if you are in the habit of keeping a firearm under your bed, disclosure of such would be a good idea at the earliest possible opportunity before using said bed.

Are we talking a handgun here, or a rifle?  ;D
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #162 on: November 11, 2007, 09:08:01 am »
Are we talking a handgun here, or a rifle?  ;D

A hand gun. I recently learned I had been sleeping on top of one for a decade.
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #163 on: November 11, 2007, 11:33:58 am »




         Was that in case of an emergency target practice, breaking out.?



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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #164 on: November 11, 2007, 02:22:19 pm »
In case of home invasion. I myself don't have much use for guns. I have a few but have not fired one this century.
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #165 on: November 11, 2007, 05:36:52 pm »
Karen, we have had this discussion before, and they HEARD you in Oakland.

Did not ! ::)

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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #166 on: November 11, 2007, 10:54:09 pm »
only thing under my bed is shoes and dust bunnies.


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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #167 on: November 11, 2007, 11:03:31 pm »





        I love dust bunnies...They taste good cooked with root vegetables and brown rice.....yummm



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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #168 on: November 12, 2007, 09:32:27 am »
This morning I am thinking of one of my favorite movies: Woody Allen's Purple Rose of Cairo, a wonderfultale of possibility and the way people react to it:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXi6xsq_dYs[/youtube]
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #169 on: November 12, 2007, 10:56:17 am »
A hand gun. I recently learned I had been sleeping on top of one for a decade.

How can you sleep on top of a handgun for a decade and not know it?  ???

Doesn't it make a lump in the mattress? ...
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