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Offline CellarDweller

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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #1700 on: June 08, 2009, 03:54:44 pm »
Quote from: shakesthecoffeecan on June 05, 2009, 04:16:11 pm
Does Bisexual mean you only have sex twice?

To quote Boy George:

"When people ask me about my sexuality, I tell them I'm bisexual....if I want sex, I have to buy it."

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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #1701 on: June 08, 2009, 04:11:07 pm »
“ I tell everybody that I’m a quatre-sexual. I will do anything with anybody for a quarter. ”

—Merv Griffin, The New York Times, May 26, 2005
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #1702 on: June 09, 2009, 03:43:01 pm »
Quote from: CellarDweller on June 08, 2009, 03:54:44 pm
To quote Boy George:

"When people ask me about my sexuality, I tell them I'm bisexual....if I want sex, I have to buy it."

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I love Boy George!
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Offline Shakesthecoffecan

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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #1703 on: June 09, 2009, 04:13:32 pm »
The other day my friend Vickie LaVern told me that her blind aent Norma Jean, who lives by herself in East Tennessee, went out to feed her pet Donkey and found something animal like laying on the ground. Unable to tell what it was she called a neighbor who came over and informed her her donkey had had a baby.

Now Norma Jean has had this Donkey about a year. When Vickie Lavern's mamma visited her a few months ago she took a picture of her kissing the Donkey on the snoot and asked her how she could be sure she had the right end. Norma Jean said: "I ain't that blind". Apparently the gestation period for donkeys is about a year so who ever gave her this animal knew it was knocked up when they pawned it off on her.

Vickie LaVern told her daughter, age 11, all this and she matter of factly summed it up: "People really shouldn't give pregnant donkeys to blind people."
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #1704 on: June 09, 2009, 06:11:48 pm »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #1705 on: June 10, 2009, 06:48:09 am »
I love your thoughts for the day!
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #1706 on: June 10, 2009, 07:12:24 am »
I just can't imagine being pregnant for a year.

damn!
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #1707 on: June 17, 2009, 11:32:04 am »
Yo!! Big Brother!

What you thinkin' today?
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #1708 on: June 17, 2009, 11:54:36 am »
Quote from: CellarDweller on June 10, 2009, 07:12:24 am
I just can't imagine being pregnant for a year.

damn!

You don't even notice till you're about halfway through, Chuck.

I was pregnant for 18 months but there was a space of about three years in the middle!
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #1709 on: June 19, 2009, 09:37:09 am »
I am thinking somebody better answer that phone because I am tired of answering it.
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