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Scott6373

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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #830 on: January 10, 2008, 10:37:19 am »
We won't even talk about Assinippi, Massachusetts... :laugh:
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #831 on: January 10, 2008, 10:47:57 am »

   I would assume so.  Why do you ask?you guys are nuts.....
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #832 on: January 10, 2008, 11:04:44 am »
can you get testicular care in Blue Balls, Pa.?
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #833 on: January 10, 2008, 11:25:47 am »
Quote from: CellarDweller on January 10, 2008, 11:04:44 am
can you get testicular care in Blue Balls, Pa.?

That's Blue Ball, bud.
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #834 on: January 10, 2008, 11:29:13 am »
Quote from: Jeff Wrangler on January 10, 2008, 11:25:47 am
That's Blue Ball, bud.

What good is one ball...even if it is blue?  LOL
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #835 on: January 10, 2008, 12:23:23 pm »
Quote from: Scott on January 10, 2008, 11:29:13 am
What good is one ball...even if it is blue?  LOL

"One's enough."  ;)
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #836 on: January 10, 2008, 12:26:45 pm »
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #837 on: January 18, 2008, 11:19:54 pm »
From Plato and a Platypus Walk into a Bar:

The optimist sees the glass half full.

The pessimist sees the glass half empty.

The realist sees the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #838 on: January 19, 2008, 12:57:58 pm »
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #839 on: January 19, 2008, 01:07:54 pm »
And then we have The Brady Bunch

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