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Offline CellarDweller

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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #880 on: January 31, 2008, 10:07:46 pm »
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

Offline Jeff Wrangler

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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #881 on: January 31, 2008, 11:23:09 pm »
He that lives upon Hope, dies farting.

--Benjamin Franklin
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #882 on: January 31, 2008, 11:41:41 pm »
Quote from: Jeff Wrangler on January 31, 2008, 11:23:09 pm
He that lives upon Hope, dies farting.

--Benjamin Franklin
Sure that wasn't Bennie Franklin from down on the corner of 4th and main? :laugh:
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #883 on: January 31, 2008, 11:44:09 pm »
Quote from: loneleeb3 on January 31, 2008, 11:41:41 pm
Sure that wasn't Bennie Franklin from down on the corner of 4th and main? :laugh:

Nope. Taken from a New Yorker article about Franklin and Poor Richard's Almanac.
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #884 on: February 01, 2008, 12:16:23 am »
Quote from: Jeff Wrangler on January 31, 2008, 11:44:09 pm
Nope. Taken from a New Yorker article about Franklin and Poor Richard's Almanac.
Wow! Who knew?
I thought fart was a modern word! LOL
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #885 on: February 01, 2008, 08:58:18 am »
Quote from: Jeff Wrangler on January 31, 2008, 11:23:09 pm
He that lives upon Hope, dies farting.

--Benjamin Franklin

The greatest man never to be President.  I suspect there are too many of them out there.
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #886 on: February 01, 2008, 10:41:59 am »
Quote from: loneleeb3 on February 01, 2008, 12:16:23 am
Wow! Who knew?
I thought fart was a modern word! LOL

Fart is an old, old Anglo-Saxon kinda word.  :D
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #887 on: February 01, 2008, 10:42:50 am »
Quote from: Jeff Wrangler on February 01, 2008, 10:41:59 am
Fart is an old, old Anglo-Saxon kinda word.  :D

...and action.
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #888 on: February 01, 2008, 10:49:16 am »
A fart is a chemical substance.
It comes from a place called Bum.
It penetrates through the trousers...
and lands with a musical hum.
To fart is no disgrace...
for it gives the body ease.
It warms the blankets on cold winter nights
and suffocates all the fleas.
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #889 on: February 01, 2008, 10:50:15 am »
Quote from: CellarDweller on February 01, 2008, 10:49:16 am
A fart is a chemical substance.
It comes from a place called Bum.
It penetrates through the trousers...
and lands with a musical hum.
To fart is no disgrace...
for it gives the body ease.
It warms the blankets on cold winter nights
and suffocates all the fleas.


Hmmm...fart poetry...a new niche market.  LOL
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