One: this looks really tasty. What's wrong with it? (referring to Chuck's and Jess's comment)
Two: how on earth are people supposed to eat it?
You can't use your hands as you usually do with burgers because of the gravy. But eating burgers with cutlery? Seems wrong somehow
I don't think there's anything wrong with it. I would definitely try it!
You would eat it with cutlery. Yes, it seems wrong, but that's how you'd do it. I've done it in the past when I've had "Pizza burgers". Burger covered with tomato sauce and mozzarella cheese. The bun is not covered, but the sauce overflows easily, and it's cleaner to eat it with a fork and knife.