David, honey, I'm with you.
The rituals are difficult enough, but they kept changing the rules. It's very confusing for a child. I remember the dry quarter-sized cardboard communion wafer. We were told not to chew , that it would eventually melt.
A few years later, well into the 70s, they changed the wafer. Now it was this whole wheat affair, and you had to chew it. So, now we were told it's OK to chew the body of Christ.
Also, the nuns wore their habit, never showing their heads. Few years later, they were all wearing polyester pant suits and sported the popular "shag" haircut. Go figure.
More stories, David?