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Re: The Confessions of a Gay Altar Boy
« Reply #50 on: November 10, 2007, 01:43:04 am »
Quote from: brokebackjack on November 10, 2007, 01:31:33 am
You know, it amazes me how many Brokies were either Episcopalian Acolytes or Catholic Altar Boys...me, I was this angelic presence on the Altar during Catholic Mass.


Just like today.

You can hear the heavenly choir sing when I'm around! ::)

Is that what that racket is?  ;D
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Re: The Confessions of a Gay Altar Boy
« Reply #51 on: November 10, 2007, 01:55:58 am »
lmao

yeah just ask 'em over there! I wonder if I'm still banned, this is the longest one day ban I ever heard of--it started wednesday evening.
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Re: The Confessions of a Gay Altar Boy
« Reply #52 on: November 10, 2007, 03:16:17 pm »



      What did you do Jack?  Were you late for lashes again?
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Re: The Confessions of a Gay Altar Boy
« Reply #53 on: November 11, 2007, 01:45:11 am »
Quote from: ifyoucantfixit on November 10, 2007, 03:16:17 pm


      What did you do Jack?  Were you late for lashes again?

Nope. I went after delusional lashers. Like the 65 year old lady who sent Jake a note offering to give 10,000.00 to his favorite charity if he spent the night on her 65th birthday. And the Rosary Lady, who says nightly prayers to the Virgin that she make God the Father order Jake to ravish her .
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Re: The Confessions of a Gay Altar Boy
« Reply #54 on: November 11, 2007, 11:09:34 pm »



         Holy cats...They would subject him to that...for a paltry 10,000 dollars.  For a man that makes the kind

    of money he does...creepy.  What the heck do these women think....never mind I just answered my own

    question.   They dont... :-X :-X
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Re: The Confessions of a Gay Altar Boy
« Reply #55 on: November 12, 2007, 12:08:23 am »
Quote from: brokebackjack on November 10, 2007, 01:31:33 am
You know, it amazes me how many Brokies were either Episcopalian Acolytes or Catholic Altar Boys...me, I was this angelic presence on the Altar during Catholic Mass.


Just like today.

You can hear the heavenly choir sing when I'm around! ::)

I thought I heard angels singing the other day!! I thought my time was up!! Jeez, BBJack...announce yourself or something...you'll give people in the next thread a heart attack or something...

parading around with a choir like that....
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Re: The Confessions of a Gay Altar Boy
« Reply #56 on: November 12, 2007, 01:18:55 pm »
will do!
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Re: The Confessions of a Gay Altar Boy
« Reply #57 on: December 01, 2007, 02:37:22 am »
Quote from: garycottle on December 01, 2007, 02:29:19 am
So David, did you ever confess to having "impure thoughts" when all those hot guys got down on their knees and put their tongues out at communion?   :P   :laugh:

If I had been you, and if it was necessary for me to recount every single "impure thought" the priest would have never gotten to watch TV again.   :-X

Gary

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Yeah, that was my problem too Gary. I think a few of my confessions ran longer than most other people's did. I think I was a naughty kid at times. I had that reputation anyway. I'm glad you are enjoying these Gary. I will post some more of them very soon. :D

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Re: The Confessions of a Gay Altar Boy
« Reply #58 on: December 04, 2007, 01:07:22 am »
What has happened to the Catholic Church?

This is how I remember Mass. This video was taken last year during Christmas at Holy Rosary Catholic Church in Indianapolis...

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2af2Q12um4[/youtube]


[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkzWtYCFvvk[/youtube]


Now contrast THAT with THIS....

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WadbbxPoBlk[/youtube]

and this....

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsC4wRPybpA[/youtube]


I don't know if I feel like laughing or crying!

 :laugh:  :'(  :laugh:  :'(  :laugh:  :'(

 :-\  :-\

 >:(  >:(  >:(

 :P

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Re: The Confessions of a Gay Altar Boy
« Reply #59 on: December 04, 2007, 01:17:59 am »
Quote from: garycottle on December 02, 2007, 10:04:30 pm
Hi David,

Saturday afternoon I went to Lowe's and got some cherry stain for a dinning table that I have on order.  The queue moved very slowly, and I had to wait close to a half hour.  But I didn't mind.  There was this really hot Asian guy in front of me.  OMG!  This guy really did it for me.  Early to mid 20's, slim, big, boyish smile and friendly personality.  And he had on a worn ball cap, a hoody sweatshirt, and old, torn jeans.  I couldn't keep my eyes off of him.  He must have noticed me staring because he decided to exchange pleastentries with me right after he checked out.  God bless him!  Of course I blushed, but still I was thrilled that he spoke to me. 

As you can imagine, being the naughty boy that you are, in that half hour many, many "impure thoughts" went through my head.  So I'm wondering if you could give me the number of your priest.  I think I need to burn that man's ear off before I can go the heaven.   :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Gary

I think you'd be hard pressed to shock that priest of mine Gary. He's heard it all over the years, especially after all those confessions of mine.

Back in the old days, they'd probably tell you to gouge out one of your eyes, but I don't recommend that one either little buddy! ;)

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