Homage to Gilbert and Sullivan?
I am the very model of the modern ballet dangerous .
I've got information, vegetable, animal and mineral.
I know the kings of England and I quote the fights historical..
From Washington to Florida in order categorical.
I am not well acquainted with matters mathematical.
I dont understand equations, neither simple or quadratical,
No binomial theorem, but i'm teeming with a lot o' news
Mostly about things such as Jimmy Chue shoes.
Not so good at integral or differential calculus.
I know much about pas de deux an gibbous
In short in matters crinoline and flatulous
I am the very model of the modern ballet dangerous.
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