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Offline CellarDweller

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Re: The ORIGINAL 1000+ Posts Club
« Reply #11660 on: June 03, 2013, 04:28:00 pm »


Oh My God, bubbles!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The ORIGINAL 1000+ Posts Club
« Reply #11661 on: June 03, 2013, 04:48:16 pm »
Well - they're probably funnier when you're sharing them with brokie friends at Paul's place....

As for me, I think I prefer the Swedish Chef....

Bork!

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Re: The ORIGINAL 1000+ Posts Club
« Reply #11662 on: June 03, 2013, 05:20:40 pm »
God help me, Chuckie was doing this all weekend long!

BTW, it helps if you try to say it out loud.

Berk.  I mean bork.

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Re: The ORIGINAL 1000+ Posts Club
« Reply #11663 on: June 03, 2013, 05:33:41 pm »
All weekend long???!!!  :o

And you were desperately trying to keep him away from it?  ::)


I'm afraid I can't say them out loud, my neighbours will most likely get me evicted.

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Re: The ORIGINAL 1000+ Posts Club
« Reply #11664 on: June 04, 2013, 01:23:27 am »


"Oh My God, Brainfreeze!"

(what happens when you drink slurpees too fast)


 :laugh: "Ferz" is the southern German plural for "Furz" = fart. So she really says brainfart (to me, anyway).

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Re: The ORIGINAL 1000+ Posts Club
« Reply #11665 on: June 04, 2013, 10:52:35 am »



 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The ORIGINAL 1000+ Posts Club
« Reply #11666 on: June 04, 2013, 10:55:23 am »


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The ORIGINAL 1000+ Posts Club
« Reply #11667 on: June 04, 2013, 11:09:49 am »


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The ORIGINAL 1000+ Posts Club
« Reply #11668 on: June 04, 2013, 11:14:07 am »


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The ORIGINAL 1000+ Posts Club
« Reply #11669 on: June 04, 2013, 11:19:41 am »


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!