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[Kelda]

The Jotters...I love it. I need to teach my daughter that term...

Its what we call them notebooky things!!!

And we'd cover the notebook cover with posters of our favourite boyband member etc!

[oilgun]

Well, I had an exciting day. 

1-  Amazon delivered my copy of Taschen's THE BIG PENIS BOOK and boy, it really is big!  It's basically a coffee table book filled with photos of big penises.  It's starting to feel like the seventies again what with mainstream coffee-table porn and all.

Let's see how long it takes for Photobucket to censor the image this time.

EDIT:  Check out the Taschen website: http://www.taschen.com/pages/en/catalogue/sex/all/05703/facts.the_big_penis_book.htm

2-  I finally bought my ticket for THE DARK KNIGHT, and get this, it's for 8:30 AM on Saturday!  It was either that or after midnight (there's even a 3:00AM showing!), all the other IMAX screenings were sold out.  It should be interesting.  The reviews were generally good here but not great.  However, all the reviews I read mentioned how amazing Heath's Joker is, that he makes the movie and that the film bogs down whenever he's not on screen.

3-  Then I went to the Canadian DVD launch of MVP: The Secret Lives of Hockey Wives..  I got my copy autographed by some of the actors including hottie Dillon Casey, who looks even better in person although he kept his shirt on, much to everyone's chagrin.  The tattoo is fake.  When asked who inspired him as an actor he quickly answered: Heath Ledger.

Because the show is doing really well state-side, (ABC's SoapNet picked it up)  there's a good chance we'll get to see a second season!

[MaineWriter]

Maybe it'll get censored, but I got to see the cover shot...

Ya know, I'm a cock loving gal and all but there's a point where big is too big...and that, ahem, beef bayonet just doesn't do it for me. LOL

L

[MaineWriter]

Listen up, (wannabe) cowboys and cowgirls!

I have found the perfect accessory for all of us...seriously.

We all saw Brokeback Mountain and suddenly had dreams of being bull ridin', calf ropin' wranglers. But the reality is (and I know this is the reality, because I have met alot of you)...most of us are DINKS, soccer moms, metrosexuals, surburbanites, and whatever other label you want to slap on us. But, as much as we would like to believe it...we are not cowboys.

So what does the faux-cowboy do? Okay, we buy hats, shirts, pants, boots, whips, lariats, belts, chaps...yeah...all of that. Trying to be the faux-cowboy.

But, I have found the perfect accessory. You can put it in your home, it is not too obvious, but it lets  you brand yourself with that little bit of cowboy....

Ready?

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Fabulous, isn't it? In the privacy of your lavabo...

If you want to buy one (believe me, it is on my short list) go here:

http://www.tstarleather.com/toilet_seat.htm

[optom3]

Its what we call them notebooky things!!!

And we'd cover the notebook cover with posters of our favourite boyband member etc!

I remember jotters and I can remember who I had on them too. I had a brief flirtation with David Cassidy and followed with Robert Plant and anything Led Zepelin. The nuns used to come round and chastise us all, but no one paid much heed to them. These were the same nuns who blacked out all the windows that overlooked the boys school.

They also supervised the Saturday school disco, and get this, we could sit on a boy's knee only if there was a telephone directory between us!!!!

[oilgun]

Maybe it'll get censored, but I got to see the cover shot...

Ya know, I'm a cock loving gal and all but there's a point where big is too big...and that, ahem, beef bayonet just doesn't do it for me. LOL

L

I posted the image a while back on another forum, when I first heard of the book.  After a while Photobucket censored it and then strangely enough, they uncensored it for while, and finally censored it again.  I just uploaded it a second time just to see how long it lasts.  Meanwhile, I got the image from Amazon.com, lol!

They can be quite ridiculous sometimes.  I had a Julian Schnabel painting of a nude censored and he's not exactly a photorealist.  

[Meryl]

Hehe, Leslie, what are you on tonight?  I want some of it.  Beef bayonets, top-of-the-line horsehide toilet seats....

Oilgun, you are a naughty boy. 

[Ellemeno]

Just to roll all conversations into one, those big jotters give me the jitters!

[MaineWriter]

Hehe, Leslie, what are you on tonight?  I want some of it.  Beef bayonets, top-of-the-line horsehide toilet seats....

Hahahaha!

Okay, so another nice morning and 68 degrees. I got up early, drank my grapefruit juice and you know what? I think I am going back to bed!

L

[BelAir]

Listen up, (wannabe) cowboys and cowgirls!

I have found the perfect accessory for all of us...seriously.

We all saw Brokeback Mountain and suddenly had dreams of being bull ridin', calf ropin' wranglers. But the reality is (and I know this is the reality, because I have met alot of you)...most of us are DINKS, soccer moms, metrosexuals, surburbanites, and whatever other label you want to slap on us. But, as much as we would like to believe it...we are not cowboys.

So what does the faux-cowboy do? Okay, we buy hats, shirts, pants, boots, whips, lariats, belts, chaps...yeah...all of that. Trying to be the faux-cowboy.

But, I have found the perfect accessory. You can put it in your home, it is not too obvious, but it lets  you brand yourself with that little bit of cowboy....

Ready?

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Fabulous, isn't it? In the privacy of your lavabo...

If you want to buy one (believe me, it is on my short list) go here:

http://www.tstarleather.com/toilet_seat.htm

it's fine except for the horse hair in the middle - eww...

what's the difference b/t dink and dork?