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Tacky Christmas Displays!
« on: December 27, 2007, 09:26:09 am »
Leave it to me to bring some tackiness to the holiday section!


I'm about to post a bunch of pics that I've taken over the past week, while driving around.


So get ready to feast your eyes on some of NJ's tackiest Christmas light displays!

 ;D :o :laugh:
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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2007, 09:26:48 am »
Shall we start?






What were they thinking when they tried to string the lights on the two bushes?  And what is that thing between the two of them?  Whats the deal with that string of lights under Snoopy?
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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2007, 09:27:59 am »




apparently, they've never heard that less is more.
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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2007, 09:28:47 am »



The same house as the prior post.
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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2007, 09:29:32 am »



Wife to husband:   Honey, an inflatable snow globe just ISN'T enough.  Let's get a blow up Santa too, but make sure his light is blown out, so no one sees him!
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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2007, 09:30:08 am »




Husband to wife:   I figured out what to do with that large tree in the front.  String light up the trunk, from midpoint up, and not touch the branches!  Oh, and we'll leave the bottom half undecorated!
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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #6 on: December 27, 2007, 09:30:55 am »




Nothing says "Christmas" like a spiral tree, and light up train!
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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #7 on: December 27, 2007, 09:31:35 am »




Oh, and don't forget the polar bear!
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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #8 on: December 27, 2007, 09:32:28 am »



Ya know, Christmas isn't commerical enough!   Let's flood our yard with inflatable Disney characters!
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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #9 on: December 27, 2007, 09:33:13 am »




Penguins, reindeer, polar bear on skis!  It's a true nature Christmas!  Steve Irwin would be proud!
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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!
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