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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #50 on: December 24, 2008, 11:16:03 pm »



This one doesn't seem soooo bad....but what you can't see is the disco flashing snowflakes.

burn baby, burn.....snowflake inferno!


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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #51 on: December 24, 2008, 11:18:19 pm »



I don't have the words.......


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #52 on: December 24, 2008, 11:19:27 pm »



Why bother to put lights on the house, when we can put them on the lawn?


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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #53 on: December 24, 2008, 11:20:57 pm »



Who needs the North Pole, when you have New Jersey and Santa's workshop?  This must be Santa's cousin, Guido.


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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #54 on: December 24, 2008, 11:22:36 pm »



why would anyone do the bushes so tastefully, and then put bad plastic light ups ON THE ROOF?


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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #55 on: December 24, 2008, 11:23:49 pm »



Ya know, there aren't enough lights on the house, let's run them up the flag pole too!


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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #56 on: December 24, 2008, 11:25:24 pm »


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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #57 on: December 24, 2008, 11:26:59 pm »



Gotta love light up lawn ornaments....  ::)


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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #58 on: December 24, 2008, 11:28:38 pm »



Nothing says "Christmas" like light up polar bears on motorcycles.    :D


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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #59 on: December 24, 2008, 11:30:24 pm »



How abuot some Nascar snowmen? ? ? ?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!