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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #60 on: December 24, 2008, 11:32:12 pm »



It would be bad enough if these were light up Christmas trees.....but they're light up cacti.



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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #61 on: December 24, 2008, 11:33:33 pm »



these inflatable things have got to go!


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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #62 on: December 24, 2008, 11:35:03 pm »



Yeah!  It's Christmas!  Frosty, you go deep!  Santa, block the other players!  Hut hut, HIKE!


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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #63 on: December 24, 2008, 11:37:32 pm »



More inflatable tacky displays......but notice the spiral christmas tree, with the top part blown out.

:D :D :D


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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #64 on: December 24, 2008, 11:40:41 pm »



I don't know what's funnier, that they've managed to cram an entire nativity scene on a small porch, or that Joseph is tilting, and looks like he's about to faint.


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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #65 on: December 24, 2008, 11:42:34 pm »



Let's put a light up Winnie the Pooh on the lawn, and then block him with a tree!


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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #66 on: December 24, 2008, 11:44:19 pm »



Doh!  It's Christmas!


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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #67 on: December 24, 2008, 11:46:27 pm »



Aside from the craptacular light ups on the lawn, the segments of icicle lights that are blown out make it worse.  And then there's the extra lights hanging off the left side of the roof.



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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #68 on: December 24, 2008, 11:48:33 pm »


All the light ups, and poor Santa looks like he's about to fall flat on his face.


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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #69 on: December 24, 2008, 11:50:30 pm »
The next four pics in the series are all THE SAME HOUSE!



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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!