CONFESSIONS

[injest]

It,s that pile of rust you can see on the floor Jess. 

*gasp*

the nerve!! are you implying my halo isn't all it should be??!!

I wasn't gonna bring it up but...my kids??








immaculate conception....









 

[Shakesthecoffecan]

I am really amazed at how many people have handled a snake.

Since a number of folks are scratching their head about the Top 8, The way I interpreted it was if I made a list, say of the 20 people I would most like to have sex with, or spend time with, etc, numbers 1 thru 8 would be the top 8. Granted I have a tendency to put celebrities that high on the list, but not all the time.....

[Shakesthecoffecan]

immaculate conception....

I am going to clean my car so I have an immaculate contraption. 

[injest]

I am really amazed at how many people have handled a snake.

Since a number of folks are scratching their head about the Top 8, The way I interpreted it was if I made a list, say of the 20 people I would most like to have sex with, or spend time with, etc, numbers 1 thru 8 would be the top 8. Granted I have a tendency to put celebrities that high on the list, but not all the time.....

ok so who is on your list (famous people only...you don't have to share the other ones...)










(not that you HAVE to say who is on your list at all of course...entirely up to you!)

[injest]

I am going to clean my car so I have an immaculate contraption. 

the stuff in my car is the only thing protecting the upholstery!! Don gets onto me all the time about my car but last summer when a can of soda blew up in there?? not a drop got on the upholstery (my plan WORKED) 

[injest]

and regarding the snake...I held one when we went on a school field trip to the zoo...I would bet that is the case for a lot of people here...

[CellarDweller]

Have you ever:

Had your picture completely naked?

no

Made out with someone on your top 8?

no

Danced in front of your mirror naked?

yes

Told a lie?

yes

Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?

yes

Been arrested?

no

Made out with someone of the same sex?

lmao!   yes

Seen someone die?

no

Slept in until 5pm?

no

Had sex at work?

no

Fallen asleep at work/school?

yes

Held a snake?

yes

Ran a red light?

yes

Been suspended from school?

no

Totaled your car in an accident?

yes

Pole danced?

yes

Been fired from a job?

yes

Sang karaoke?

yes

Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?

yes

Laughed until a drink came out your nose?

yes

Caught a snowflake on your tongue?

yes

Kissed in the rain?

no

Sang in the shower?

yes

Gave your or your partners private parts a nickname?

no

Ever gone out without underwear?

no

Sat on a roof top?

yes

Played chicken?

no

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?

no

Broken a bone?

no

Mooned/flashed someone?

no

Shaved your head?

yes

Slept naked?

yes

Played a prank on someone?

yes

Had a gym membership?

yes

Felt like killing someone?

yes

Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry?

yes

Cried over someone you were in love with?

yes

Had sex more than 3 times in one day?

no

Had Mexican jumping beans for pets?

yes

Been in a band?

no

Subscribed to Playboy, Playgirl or similar Magazine?

no

Taken more than 10 shots of alcohol?

no

Shot a gun?

no

Had sex today?

no

Played strip poker?

no

Tripped on mushrooms?

no

Donated Blood?

no

Video taped yourself having sex?

no

Eaten alligator meat? frogs legs?

aligator meat = yes  frogs legs = no

Ever jump out of an airplane?

no

Have you been to more than 10 countries?

no

Ever wanted to have sex with a platonic friend?

yes

[injest]

It surprises me how many people DON'T name their or their partners privates...

I thought that was pretty universal for males at least...

[Shasta542]

Gave your or your partners private parts a nickname?

no

We could have a "name the parts" contest for you, Chuck. 

[souxi]

*gasp*

the nerve!! are you implying my halo isn't all it should be??!!

I wasn't gonna bring it up but...my kids??








immaculate conception....









 

Well maybe the "rusty halo look" is the "in thing now" Jess lol.
And as for my kids, I got them in the supermarket, 3 for the price of 2 lol.