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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1650 on: January 19, 2020, 02:44:45 pm »
eat brussel sprouts

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1651 on: January 20, 2020, 07:23:37 pm »
get hair cut


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1652 on: January 21, 2020, 10:11:48 am »
Buy fresh milk.
"It is required of every man that the spirit within him should walk abroad among his fellow-men, and travel far and wide."--Charles Dickens.

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1653 on: January 21, 2020, 06:33:52 pm »
get new passport

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1654 on: Yesterday at 12:45:04 am »
attend jury duty


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1655 on: Yesterday at 09:41:00 am »
Avoid getting picked.
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1656 on: Yesterday at 03:32:39 pm »
Avoid getting picked.

That's what happened


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1657 on: Yesterday at 03:32:59 pm »
Remembering Heath Ledger


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1658 on: Yesterday at 06:10:08 pm »
Remembering Heath Ledger

still among us

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