More great quotes:
Dexter voice-over:
The only real question I have is why in a building full of cops, all supposedly with a keen insight to the human soul, is Doakes the only one who gets the creep from me?
Dexter voice-over:
Still, I wish my own sister weren't hunting me, makes for an awkward family dynamic.
Dexter voice-over:
I can kill a man, dismember his body, and be home in time for Letterman. But knowing what to say when my girlfriend's feeling insecure...I'm totally lost.
Dexter voice-over:
Eventually most serial killers get caught. There's really not much of a retirement plan.
(When annoyed with his sister, because she has outstayed her welcome at his house.)
Dexter voice-over:
I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister.
(Rita, Dexter's girlfriend, was talking about how she wanted the bay harbor butcher to die and then told Dexter to have a nice day.)
Dexter voice-over:
Make up your mind.
Dexter voice-over:
If I had a heart, it would probably be breaking right now.
Dexter voice-over:
The voices are back, excellent.
Dexter voice-over:
Another beautiful Miami day - mutilated corpses with the chances of afternoon showers.
Dexter voice-over:
If god can preform miracles then you'd have to think that Satan has a few tricks up his sleeve as well.