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Offline Sheyne

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Re: How to Speak Brokeback for Dummies (starting over...)
« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2006, 06:26:28 am »

What... o what is that I can see between dear Jakey's legs?!?!?!?!? 

*whimpers*

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Re: How to Speak Brokeback for Dummies (starting over...)
« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2006, 06:28:14 am »
Back to Brokeback For Dummies...

Speeding across country in one's vehicle is never permitted, legal or advisable.  If, however, you are one cowboy racing to meet another to consumate a passionate affair and have not seen each other in four years, chances are fans of your story will find this gesture sweet, endearing and very very sexy.
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Re: How to Speak Brokeback for Dummies (starting over...)
« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2006, 07:02:15 am »
Why would we be offended by a Led Zeppelin poster?  Nice dimples.

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Re: How to Speak Brokeback for Dummies (starting over...)
« Reply #13 on: April 13, 2006, 07:09:51 am »

What... o what is that I can see between dear Jakey's legs?!?!?!?!? 

*whimpers*

*dies*

ahhh Sheyne you noticed that too hunh  :o

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Re: How to Speak Brokeback for Dummies (starting over...)
« Reply #14 on: April 13, 2006, 07:11:11 am »
LOL Clarissa!  You just never know what some people will  find offensive and I didn't want to be the source of anxiety.  Although it's hard to imagine "Led Zepplin" causing anyone anxiety!

I agree - those are about the best dimples I've ever seen.
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Re: How to Speak Brokeback for Dummies (starting over...)
« Reply #15 on: April 13, 2006, 07:21:23 am »

What... o what is that I can see between dear Jakey's legs?!?!?!?!? 

*whimpers*

*dies*

ahhh Sheyne you noticed that too hunh  :o

you bet...  ohhhh....

*licks lips and imports image to Photoshop for enhancing*

 ;D
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Re: How to Speak Brokeback for Dummies (starting over...)
« Reply #16 on: April 13, 2006, 01:26:03 pm »
LOL - if only!  I found this pic as an avatar, so it's as big as it gets.  Somewhere there must be screencaps of Jarhead - if I find it I'll be sure to send it your way!

Okay Kirk - hopefully this works (if anyone is offended by this and wants me to remove it, let me know!):




I would have been offended if you didn't show it. :P
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Re: How to Speak Brokeback for Dummies (starting over...)
« Reply #17 on: April 15, 2006, 02:37:06 pm »
More Brokie for Dummies:

- "Sweet life" = cow and calf operation with a hunky, strong-silent-type, incredibly sexy cowboy lover.
- "Slop-bucket mouths" = filthy language usually from equally filthy ol' biker types  :P
- "Sonofabitch" = you incredibly hot, smokin'  bastard, you.  :o
- "Getting married in November" = Running away from the truth, you need more time to think on these wedding plans  :-\
-"A g!ddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation" = well, just that really.  :'(
[Okay, I stand corrected:
"A g!ddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation" = irritability resulting from highly infrequent hi-altitude fu!ks... :-\  ]
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Re: How to Speak Brokeback for Dummies (starting over...)
« Reply #18 on: April 15, 2006, 02:41:23 pm »
ROTF...too funny.. :laugh:
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Re: How to Speak Brokeback for Dummies (starting over...)
« Reply #19 on: April 15, 2006, 02:45:16 pm »
LOL - if only!  I found this pic as an avatar, so it's as big as it gets.  Somewhere there must be screencaps of Jarhead - if I find it I'll be sure to send it your way!

Okay Kirk - hopefully this works (if anyone is offended by this and wants me to remove it, let me know!):



that's from Jarhead? I haven't seen the film.
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