Hearing Kelda's accent, reminded me of a time we went out with my girlfriend Joy and her partner Jimmy, who has a very broad Scottish accent.
He went up to the bar, and asked for a Beer and a Coke....but with his accent it came out as "a beer and a Cork"...the girl behind the bar got him his beer, and asked him again what the "other thing" was....and he said "a Cork".....she looked at him questioningly and said, "do you want a cork out of a wine bottle or something?"...and he kept repeating, "no, a cork"....finally she cottoned on that he meant a "Coke".
A few months later it was Jimmy's birthday, and we got an empty Coke bottle, and broke up a cork tile, and filled the bottle up with it, and gave him his
"bottle of cork".....
