well, this is interesting!
let's see....who would play me? Well, how about an Italian to play an Italian. He's have to get rid of his hair, go with a crew cut to be more the part......but how about Tony Danza?
As for my theme song......."You've Got A Friend In Me" from the "Toy Story" soundtrack.
You've got a friend in me, You've got a friend in me
When the road looks rough ahead
And you're miles and miles From your nice warm bed
You just remember what your old pal said
Boy, you've got a friend in me, Yeah, you've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me, You've got a friend in me
If you've got troubles, I've got 'em too
There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you
We stick together and can see it through
Cause you've got a friend in me, You've got a friend in me
Some other folks might be
A little bit smarter than I am
Bigger and stronger too
Maybe
But none of them will ever love you
The way I do, it's me and you
Boy, and as the years go by
Our friendship will never die
You're gonna see it's our destiny
You've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me