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Offline David In Indy

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Re: !
« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2008, 01:38:30 am »
Good God!  ::)

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« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2008, 01:46:24 am »
You mean you've never come home to a bathroom floor covered with toilet paper and a crowd of innocent little faces all seeming to say, "I don't know, wasn't me?"

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« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2008, 01:49:32 am »
I think the bottom cat isn't enjoying this situation too much. It looks like he's HISSING and the top two could care less!



you DO know why cats cry like that when they are doing it??

Toms ummm *parts* have barbs on them....they lay flat when they 'insert' and flare when 'uninserted'

I would be slapping someone myself if I was a cat...

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« Reply #13 on: September 25, 2008, 01:53:06 am »
You mean you've never come home to a bathroom floor covered with toilet paper and a crowd of innocent little faces all seeming to say, "I don't know, wasn't me?"

Yup! I sure have Clyde! That's why I rolled ::) my eyes at it! I only have one cat and he's perfectly capable of making ONE HELL of a mess! :laugh:

>:(

Especially when it comes to the toilet paper rolls.
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« Reply #14 on: September 25, 2008, 01:56:15 am »
you DO know why cats cry like that when they are doing it??
Toms ummm *parts* have barbs on them....they lay flat when they 'insert' and flare when 'uninserted'

I would be slapping someone myself if I was a cat...

I didn't need to hear that Jess! :laugh:

Really I didn't! :P

I wonder why they have barbs on them? God that sounds TERRIBLE... and disgusting, doesn't it?
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« Reply #15 on: September 25, 2008, 01:59:42 am »
I think so they can get the 'job' done before she changes her mind.

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« Reply #16 on: September 25, 2008, 02:08:23 am »
I think so they can get the 'job' done before she changes her mind.

Well that makes me even MORE happy I had Oreo neutered. He won't be doing any of THAT sort of thing anymore.

This may sound really gross but even after the neutering he still manages an erection sometimes. I don't know why he does that. ???

They shouldn't do that after a neutering, should they?
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Re: !
« Reply #17 on: September 25, 2008, 02:09:16 am »
I didn't need to hear that Jess! :laugh:

Really I didn't! :P

I wonder why they have barbs on them? God that sounds TERRIBLE... and disgusting, doesn't it?


Because a female cat's ovulation is initiated by the sexual act itself. They get in heat, but don't ovulate without having sex.

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« Reply #18 on: September 25, 2008, 02:16:11 am »

Because a female cat's ovulation is initiated by the sexual act itself. They get in heat, but don't ovulate without having sex.

So in other words, no pain no gain! :laugh:

I sure am glad I'm not a CAT! Not to mention a gay cat. Let's not even go there, shall we?! :laugh:
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« Reply #19 on: September 25, 2008, 07:31:31 am »
Well that makes me even MORE happy I had Oreo neutered. He won't be doing any of THAT sort of thing anymore.

This may sound really gross but even after the neutering he still manages an erection sometimes. I don't know why he does that. ???

They shouldn't do that after a neutering, should they?

oh yeah they can. I had a cat that was in love with one of D's pillows (so we gave it to him as a bed...anytime we had guests, we would hear him going..."OOOOOOWWWWW.....OOOWWWWWWW" and then down the hall he would come dragging that pillow out into the living room...talk about embarrassing. THAT will put a stop all conversation....