I'd invite you into MY house anytime...of course I know you wouldn't say nothing about the mystery stains in the carpet...some day I am gonna pull it out and put down concrete covered with that stuff they put in truck beds, so I can just hose it off with a power washer...
We have polished floors through the whole house here. Its a full time job, sweeping the dog hair off it, and sometimes I leave it for a day or two and it looks disgusting. There are times I too, would love to get one of those power washers.