Just when you thought it was safe to go to FINAL REHEARSAL!

[Sashca1007]

Truck driver, reporting for make-up, Mr. Raymille! 

Do we have anything else that comes before the opening scene?  A title?  Is our production starting in this thread, or will it have its own new one?  It's not the 19th here in California, nor is it 6:00 PM--   but I'm afraid you're going to start in some other hemisphere, and I'll miss my cue! 



Cigar Butt

[newyearsday]

It'll be 6 pm in Hawaii in about 5 minutes--are we waiting for Brandon and Daniel to show up?

I'm ready to be all jumpy and tossy with my head, but I warn ya, I can't stay up half the night checkin for other actors reporting in to this thread.  (hey, that rhymes!)

[Meryl]

Truck driver, reporting for make-up, Mr. Raymille! 

Do we have anything else that comes before the opening scene?  A title?  Is our production starting in this thread, or will it have its own new one?  It's not the 19th here in California, nor is it 6:00 PM--   but I'm afraid you're going to start in some other hemisphere, and I'll miss my cue! 

Cigar Butt

Have you seen this thread?  Opening titles are there....http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php?topic=2717.0

[henrypie]

Elle, if you're giving up "Singer," may I be she?

I didn't jump in when casting was still in progress.



'Cause I can sing!
 

[Meryl]

Elle, if you're giving up "Singer," may I be she?

I didn't jump in when casting was still in progress.



'Cause I can sing!

Perfect! 

[JCinNYC2006]

Mr. Director,

I just got a call from my agent.  He wants me to let you know that SAG (the Screen Arseholes Guild) contacted him and requested that I change my credit from JCinNYC to Juan.  Apparently, there's a JCinNYC who's currently in the chorus in the revival of JC Superstar upstate, and they want to avoid any undue confusion. 

Many thanks,
Juan

[Ellemeno]

Sarah, No one's gonna love you like me, so you're now the singer.

Juan - you are now listed as Juan.  Randall, hunh?  As far as I can tell, men think he's very hot, women not so much.  Sound good? 

I sure am looking forward to saying my lines about where are all the cats,

Love from,

Biker #1.

[Ray]

Elle, there's GOT to be lots of pussys around if you jest keep yer eyes peeled.

Juan, you tell the Saggy Arseholes Guild that there ain't no Superstar like our Juan!

Sarah, I hope you gave up them fags if yer gonna sing to us!

Sash, You beetter git a cracker up yer butt if yer gonna make cue!

Court, have you got the walking frame lubed and ready?

Jenny, Check that startle point!

Meryl, lose a few teeth!  The prayer will sond thound ecthra thpethial if ya do!

Younger and Older Jack and Ennis, sort it out yerselves!

WHY AREN'T YOU PEOPLE IN YOUR SEATS/PLACES/THEATRE?! 
The performance has commenced!

[isabelle]

I'm so nervous - always did have stage fright - that I'm already in the wings waiting for my turn !

[newyearsday]

I know we are not in rehearsal anymore, but are we following the prologue to the short story and is that why we are waiting for Mandy? I didn't get that before...