I never cared a bit about Oscars until this year, but I'm down with the champagne and Brokeback Mountain plan. Wee could compose a group letter to the Academy. We'll have to remember to mark the calendar when the date is known.
It might take some moral support, though, because if Jake or Heath or their work happen to be nominated again, I would still be tempted to watch. But it would only be to see them, because the rest of it holds no credence with me, of course.