I can't begin to tell you how confused I feel,
I know when you're with me it's such a big deal,
Makin' love to you leaves me breathless,
If we were together, our love would be deathless,
And life would always be on an even keel.
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Jack red-lined it to his true love's side
He gave a damn about Ennis' bride.
He couldn't picture Ennis with her,
On to the motel, he wanted to slither,
In a few moments, upon Ennis he sat astride.
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Ennis, not big on endearments, called Jack "Little darlin",
He was hot and bothered; his blood rilin'.
Words punched through gritted teeth
Passion boiling underneath
Of Jack, he was thinking of defiling!
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Alma's wardrobe was full of rags,
Most were selfmade, without tags
Never hearing of darts
Enduring Ennis' farts...
they were enough to make her gag!
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DavidinHartford is quite mad
And just as mad is Ray, that lad!
Along comes Anke, crazy too,
And silly Milli joins the crew.
I'm so glad they like to be bad!
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I once fell for a rodeo cowboy,
He was sexy and playful and gave me so much joy,
He was irresistible in them tight jeans,
and boy he sure hated Beans!
The sexy stud got me hot everytime he played coy!
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Jimbo the clown missed the ride of his life,
then poor Jack met his future wife.
S'alright .. Jimbo was a bit of a pr!ck,
and Lureen wanted Jacks d!ck,
He thought: Jesus, give me a knife!!!