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Offline Lumière

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Re: Completed Brokeback Limericks!
« Reply #40 on: July 16, 2006, 02:25:19 am »
When Eniss had moved in the tent
His hand to Jack's groin it did went
Jack grabbed him with glee
Said, get on your knee
I sure didnt know you were bent.

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There were two boys from Wyoming
Who tended the sheep that were roaming
Then on the cold nights
Their love reached new heights
And the sheep couldnt sleep for the moaning..


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They said their goodbyes thru the tears
And left with their own hidden fears
Then a card came by post
Said "I miss you the most"
And they met after four fuckin years....


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Jack sure fancied Jimbo the Clown,
and got very upset when he was turned down,
So Jack settled for Lureen,
who was a Rodeo queen,
And they created a home uptown.


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'I can't wait till August', Jack cried
'My nuts ache so much I near died',
I need you every day,
my life is in so much dismay
I want to be your bride!


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I'd pay Jack and Ennis to live with me,
It would fill me with so much glee
We'd play the whole day,
Or I could just watch 'em both play
As could others - for just a small fee!



I sure wish I was Ennis's warsh-rag,
I'd touch all his bits, the young Stag!
I'd go all round his nethers
As gentle as with feathers
and for his pole I'd be the flag.

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Sheep were mixed up on the mountain,
They got all confused with the countin'
As Jack dragged sheep around,
Putting them on separate ground
He wished on him Ennis was mountin' .


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Lureen was acting like a slut
She was a hot rodeo queen, but
She was in a hurry
She didn't even have time for a curry.
She wanted to get straight down and rut


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"Sheep sure are stupid" said Jack
All sense of direction, they lack,
Thankgod we have the dogs to help us,
Otherwise Aguirre'll start to fuss.
and we are not in a hurry to go Back!


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They said they were goin out fishin
But it certainly wasnt their mission
Lines did not get wet
And they dont need the net
They just wanted to try new positions..


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When Ennis and Jack were in bed
Carrying on like they waz wed
He turned Jack on over
And even with a hangover
He proceeded full speed ahead.



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Re: Completed Brokeback Limericks!
« Reply #41 on: January 12, 2007, 07:45:25 pm »

I went looking for this thread ..
Dang, I never got to finish updating the completed limericks here ..  :P
Wish I had more time ..


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Re: Completed Brokeback Limericks!
« Reply #42 on: June 20, 2007, 05:06:34 pm »




         Thanks a million Milli.  I love having these all together...they are wonderful



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