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Give the Picture a Caption
« on: November 29, 2008, 12:28:59 am »
Here's a new, fun game for us all to play and enjoy!

It's called
Give the Picture a Caption!

Here's how it works - Post any legitimate picture and give it a witty, amusing or inappropriate caption. Alternatively. if the people in the pic are engaged in conversation, add your own funny, (mis)interpretation of what you think that conversation might be.

For example, here's a pic where the artist has already provided the caption,
"Candy looked at him out of the corner of her eye with tantalizing superiority."



The artist's existing caption is already pretty hilarious in its own right. No re-write required with that one. Unless, that is, you may like to give it a bit of a campy spin, with something like, "The suit's by Armani, the tie is Hardy Amies and the cologne is Givenchy. What ever gave you the idea I was straight?"

Let's get started by you giving your caption to the above picture . . . . .
« Last Edit: November 29, 2008, 05:18:18 am by Kerry »
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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2008, 12:32:44 am »
funny!! I look forward to reading (myself Iam not so good at people...give me kitties and I can go all day..)

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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2008, 12:45:55 am »
How about, "Please get off my lap, it wasn't you I was looking at, it was him.........and now he is leaving all because you will not get off my lap."

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« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2008, 12:50:10 am »
How about, "Please get off my lap, it wasn't you I was looking at, it was him.........and now he is leaving all because you will not get off my lap."

 :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2008, 01:05:30 am »

Man:  For the amount we paid, couldn't you have gotten  bigger implants?



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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2008, 08:21:33 am »
How about, "Please get off my lap, it wasn't you I was looking at, it was him.........and now he is leaving all because you will not get off my lap."

 :laugh: Love it! Her gaydar is clearly out of order!  :laugh:
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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2008, 08:26:30 am »

Man:  For the amount we paid, couldn't you have gotten  bigger implants?

 :laugh: It certainly does look as though that raised hand of his is headed in that direction!  :P   ;) 
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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2008, 08:29:17 am »
funny!! I look forward to reading (myself Iam not so good at people...give me kitties and I can go all day..)

Did you say kitties, Jess? OK then, your wish is my command. Here's one just for you! Give this picture a caption!  :D


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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2008, 08:57:34 am »


If you WANTED a Poodle you shoulda GOT a poodle
You'll go to sleep SOMETIME, Pal

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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2008, 09:49:42 am »

If you WANTED a Poodle you shoulda GOT a poodle
You'll go to sleep SOMETIME, Pal

 :laugh: Poooor poodle um kittie!   :laugh:
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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #10 on: November 29, 2008, 10:27:08 am »
 

Candice resented working undercover because of where her sergeant insisted on hiding the microphone.

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« Reply #11 on: November 29, 2008, 10:32:26 am »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #12 on: November 29, 2008, 10:58:28 am »
 

Man:  "I never said polka dots make you look fat!"
photobucket sucks

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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #13 on: November 29, 2008, 11:43:55 am »

When you least expect it. I'll be there to claw yo to death!
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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #14 on: November 29, 2008, 01:13:16 pm »
Did you say kitties, Jess? OK then, your wish is my command. Here's one just for you! Give this picture a caption!  :D




"I'm gonna get you, I'm really gonna get you!!!!!!!!!! Oh no, there's the doorbell, I gotta hide. I can't be seen looking like this."

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« Reply #15 on: November 29, 2008, 01:17:36 pm »
"I'm gonna get you, I'm really gonna get you!!!!!!!!!! Oh no, there's the doorbell, I gotta hide. I can't be seen looking like this."

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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #16 on: November 29, 2008, 01:19:24 pm »
Did you say kitties, Jess? OK then, your wish is my command. Here's one just for you! Give this picture a caption!  :D




"Does this make me look fat? I just can't decide what outfit to wear."

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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #17 on: December 01, 2008, 06:47:44 am »

 :laugh:  Super captions, everyone. Thank you for playing with me.  :D

Alas, it has come to my attention that there is an existing caption thread already here at BetterMost; albeit, dealing exclusively with BbM captions. 

For that reason, I'm considering disbanding my "Give the Picture a Caption" thread. It's probably the appropriate, prudent thing to do.   :'(

Thanks again to everyone who played with me. I'll try to come up with something more original next time.  :-\
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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #18 on: December 01, 2008, 11:12:26 am »
Kerry - if this is not bbm youcould just change the caption to say non BBM and stick it in the same forum as wherever the other one is?
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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #19 on: December 01, 2008, 11:52:12 am »
:laugh:  Super captions, everyone. Thank you for playing with me.  :D

Alas, it has come to my attention that there is an existing caption thread already here at BetterMost; albeit, dealing exclusively with BbM captions. 

For that reason, I'm considering disbanding my "Give the Picture a Caption" thread. It's probably the appropriate, prudent thing to do.   :'(

Thanks again to everyone who played with me. I'll try to come up with something more original next time.  :-\


 :o ???

Why this?

Go on with this thread. We can have two caption threads. We also have more than one ABCs game.
These threads are fun and you can't have enough fun :D.

If you want, change the title to say it's non-BBM, like Kelda said.

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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #20 on: December 01, 2008, 12:06:06 pm »


Emo cow ponders the meaning of life.
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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #21 on: December 01, 2008, 12:38:21 pm »




Husband (to wife).....Ummm...very nice, dear.  But when I said I wanted
you to shave your pussy, that isn't what I meant.




Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
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« Reply #22 on: December 01, 2008, 12:39:48 pm »



Whoever shaved that cat better stay the hell away from me!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
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« Reply #23 on: December 01, 2008, 12:49:07 pm »



Husband (to wife).....Ummm...very nice, dear.  But when I said I wanted
you to shave your pussy, that isn't what I meant.


LOL  :laugh:

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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #24 on: December 01, 2008, 12:55:17 pm »
(sorry, it's kind of a BBM related caption, but it fits better here than on the other photo captions thread)




Sheepherders? Cowboys? I ain't seen no one. That my tent over there.
Why you ask?




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« Reply #25 on: December 01, 2008, 12:59:05 pm »




Cat don't look right!




Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
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« Reply #26 on: December 01, 2008, 01:09:40 pm »



Cat don't look right!



You can say that twice and mean it! :laugh:

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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #27 on: December 01, 2008, 01:14:17 pm »



I don't care if moonboots are en vogue >:(


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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #28 on: December 01, 2008, 01:41:44 pm »



Husband (to wife).....Ummm...very nice, dear.  But when I said I wanted
you to shave your pussy, that isn't what I meant.




 :o  :o

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Naughty Chuck!! tsk, tsk, tsk  ::)
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« Reply #29 on: December 01, 2008, 03:22:20 pm »
 ;D


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #30 on: December 01, 2008, 03:27:44 pm »



Cat don't look right!



;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
That´s brilliant, Chuck!

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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #31 on: December 01, 2008, 03:29:43 pm »



You said you were just going to take a little off the top!
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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« Reply #32 on: December 01, 2008, 03:41:53 pm »



Now I know why they call them "Uggs".
photobucket sucks

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« Reply #34 on: December 01, 2008, 06:58:19 pm »


"Shee-it! Here come them two dang purdy cowboys again, with their fool pesky sheep."


Thanks for the feedback about continuing this thread. I'm loving your posts. Real belly-laugh stuff!  :laugh:  Let's keep it going!  :D
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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #35 on: December 01, 2008, 11:48:42 pm »
Okay, here's a picture in need of a caption.

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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #36 on: December 02, 2008, 05:20:17 am »
Can´t see that one, Lee

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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #37 on: December 02, 2008, 05:58:13 am »
neither can i - I hink divshare is playing up again.

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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #38 on: December 03, 2008, 10:14:54 am »


"Oh my God, that coyote's got balls on him big as apples!"
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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #39 on: December 03, 2008, 01:38:26 pm »
Can´t see that one, Lee

Funny thing is...I can't see the Photobucket pics, and you can't see the Divshare pics!! This is a GDBOAUS!!

Great caption, Kerry!!
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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #40 on: December 03, 2008, 01:43:38 pm »
Ennis!  That feels sooooooooooooooo good....
I'm about to give my "Oh" face!






Ohhhh Ohhh Ohhhh ohhhhhhhhaahhhhhhh


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« Reply #41 on: December 03, 2008, 02:52:27 pm »
now I can see the photo!
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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #42 on: December 03, 2008, 05:16:16 pm »
Funny thing is...I can't see the Photobucket pics, and you can't see the Divshare pics!! This is a GDBOAUS!!

Great caption, Kerry!!


I don't use Divshare (I use Photobucket), which would appear to be somewhat unstable, in this thread at least. When you first posted your "surprised girl amongst the tires" pic, Lee, I was with  Kelda and buffymon - I couldn't see it. For some reason, it appeared briefly for a couple of hours, before I went to bed last night. That's when I added my caption. Alas, this morning I am unable to see it again. If it should reappear again, I will save it to Photobucket and re post it from there, so everyone can see it.
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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #43 on: December 03, 2008, 05:17:33 pm »
now I can see the photo!

Now I can't!  ???
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« Reply #44 on: December 03, 2008, 05:19:14 pm »

Hold on, now I can see it again! I'm confused!  ???
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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #45 on: December 03, 2008, 10:43:27 pm »

So, that's  where it goes every night!
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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #46 on: December 04, 2008, 09:59:17 am »


Professionals at the famous Chinese ping-pong academy invented a new
ping-pong ball which should revolutionize their sports by finally making
matches in the dark possible. But the players got it all wrong.

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« Reply #47 on: December 04, 2008, 10:16:21 am »




The 'Old Wives Tale Society" celebrates a victory yesterday, when they were able to produce photographic evidence some someone's soul jumping out of their body during a sneeze, thus proving it is always necessary to say "God Bless You!"


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« Reply #48 on: December 04, 2008, 10:40:47 am »

"The sheep went thata way!"
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« Reply #49 on: December 04, 2008, 10:44:35 am »



And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid.  And the angel spoke to the sheepherers and said:  "Beware, for thine boss, Aguirre, has binoculars with night vision capabilities!"


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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« Reply #50 on: December 04, 2008, 07:19:16 pm »

And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid.  And the angel spoke to the sheepherers and said:  "Beware, for thine boss, Aguirre, has binoculars with night vision capabilities!"[/center]


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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #51 on: December 11, 2008, 12:33:51 pm »
Picture in need of a caption!!



click to enlarge!
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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #52 on: December 11, 2008, 12:38:11 pm »
Picture in need of a caption!!



click to enlarge!


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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #53 on: December 11, 2008, 01:03:49 pm »





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"Vegetarians of America" have issued a statement that they've
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allowing vegetarians around the globe to eat hamburgers, steak, ribs,
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« Reply #54 on: December 11, 2008, 01:05:19 pm »




News reporter:  In a shocking news report, the organization
"Vegetarians of America" have issued a statement that they've
discovered that cows are actually made of plant products, therefore
allowing vegetarians around the globe to eat hamburgers, steak, ribs,
and other food they previously considered "taboo"!


Damn Chuckie ( ;)), you beat me to it on seconds. I thought immediately of vegetarians when I saw this pic. :laugh:
Great caption BTW; better than what I would have been able to come up with.

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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #55 on: December 11, 2008, 01:08:22 pm »


I love your captions, friends!!

Here's mine: "They don't call me Rap-scallion for nuthin!!"
May 2019 be better for us all.

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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #56 on: December 11, 2008, 01:09:54 pm »
What the heck, I'll add mine anyway:



Approved by PETA


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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #57 on: December 11, 2008, 01:41:15 pm »
Approved by PETA


 :laugh:


Ya know Chrissi, we could take it in the other direction.













Vegetariain:  Well fuck!  What are we supposed to eat now?   >:(


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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #58 on: December 11, 2008, 01:42:35 pm »






So that's where veggie burgers come from!
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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #59 on: December 11, 2008, 02:52:48 pm »
So that's where veggie burgers come from!

Whoo-eee. Yours is also great Paul :D

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« Reply #60 on: December 11, 2008, 05:05:25 pm »
Picture in need of a caption!!







      NEWS FLASH.......         THE PROOF?  YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT



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« Reply #61 on: December 14, 2008, 10:00:57 am »

Where's the Beef?


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« Reply #62 on: December 16, 2008, 10:40:13 am »

What's wrong with our hats?!
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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #63 on: December 16, 2008, 11:04:26 am »


How did the rule go about thumbs in and thumbs out? ;)

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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #64 on: December 16, 2008, 11:16:50 am »


 Well, I'm not queer, but my boyfriend is.


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« Reply #65 on: December 16, 2008, 11:21:49 am »



Man reaching into coat:  No, it's not a pistol in my pocket, but I'll be glad to show you what it is.


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« Reply #66 on: December 16, 2008, 11:44:11 am »
Well, I'm not queer, but my boyfriend is.

Funny in this context. But sad to think how Ennis-like this sentence is. :-\

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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #67 on: December 16, 2008, 12:10:49 pm »
Funny in this context. But sad to think how Ennis-like this sentence is. :-\

Having been Ennis-like for the first part of my life I haven't forgotten what it was like.

That it now strikes me as funny, I see as a sign of progress.

P.S. I know my boyfriend is queer because every time I kiss him he giggles.  ;D

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« Reply #68 on: December 16, 2008, 01:17:00 pm »
P.S. I know my boyfriend is queer because every time I kiss him he giggles.  ;D
:laugh:


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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #69 on: December 16, 2008, 07:25:24 pm »
Hey, I´ve got a christmas manip in need of a caption! Could you help me out with what exactly Ennis is saying? :)



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« Reply #70 on: December 16, 2008, 07:29:43 pm »
"You didn't steal these off Aguirre did ya?"
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #71 on: December 16, 2008, 07:30:55 pm »
Wait, I've got a better one.

"I don't believe for a second Paul Newman's warshin up down in that ravine, now gimme the damn binoculars."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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« Reply #72 on: December 16, 2008, 07:50:56 pm »


Ennis:  How much time to I have?

Jack:  2 minutes.  Turn and look at the pear tree, and try to find the partridge!  Go!!!


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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #73 on: December 17, 2008, 03:59:04 am »
Wait, I've got a better one.

"I don't believe for a second Paul Newman's warshin up down in that ravine, now gimme the damn binoculars."
;D  ;D :laugh:
I think I´ll use that. :)

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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #74 on: December 17, 2008, 08:28:19 am »



Ennis: I've been watchin' you from up atop the mountain, with these here binoculars, Jack; as you did the warshin' all nekid-like, down by the bridge. Hows about gettin' into your laundry gear for me right now, babe.
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« Reply #75 on: December 17, 2008, 09:40:08 am »


 Just look through em like they was binoculars and turn the knob?  What am I gone a see?


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« Reply #76 on: January 17, 2009, 10:28:14 am »

"Psst, you need a manicure, Honey."
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« Reply #77 on: January 17, 2009, 11:05:04 am »

Even though their dates dumped them,
Gibney and Cloyde enjoyed the prom.

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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #78 on: January 17, 2009, 11:40:41 am »

conspiracy theorists claim to have found one previously unreleased picture from the Apollo 11 mission, that they say once and for all proves that the first moonlanding indeed was a hoax
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« Reply #79 on: January 17, 2009, 03:00:52 pm »

conspiracy theorists claim to have found one previously unreleased picture from the Apollo 11 mission, they say once and for all proves that the first moonlanding indeed was a hoax

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« Reply #80 on: January 17, 2009, 11:55:05 pm »


Moon *singing*:  Grey skies are gonna clear up....sit on a happy face.....


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« Reply #81 on: January 18, 2009, 08:47:39 am »

"Stop that rubbing up against me, you horny little freak,
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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #82 on: January 18, 2009, 09:22:43 am »
I have a photo in need of a caption:


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« Reply #83 on: January 18, 2009, 09:26:27 am »




" I told you. It ain't gonna be that way."

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« Reply #84 on: January 18, 2009, 10:09:17 am »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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« Reply #85 on: January 18, 2009, 11:28:52 am »



Hey buddy, you seem a little stiff.  Have you tried Ben-Gay?
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« Reply #86 on: January 18, 2009, 11:43:09 am »


"Wow!  They do have big bugs in Australia!"


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« Reply #87 on: January 18, 2009, 03:12:16 pm »

Fairies always make the best hairdressers.

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« Reply #88 on: January 18, 2009, 03:18:41 pm »

"Gee, man, I'm really flattered, but..."

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« Reply #89 on: January 18, 2009, 03:23:27 pm »


Told you overdosing on viagra wasn´t a good idea


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« Reply #90 on: January 18, 2009, 04:15:17 pm »


"Geez, talk about a deaf ear and a stone heart.....


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« Reply #91 on: January 18, 2009, 06:17:11 pm »


Didn't I see you in that movie, "The Wizard of Oz"?

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« Reply #92 on: February 03, 2009, 05:08:11 pm »





Uma CIDADE?  I thought we were waiting for Uma Thurman!
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« Reply #93 on: February 03, 2009, 09:35:45 pm »


Ready . . .                   Set . . .                      GO!!!
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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #94 on: February 04, 2009, 11:57:39 am »



                      You know I ain't                         Me neither . . .                   but I'll kiss                              

queer!                                                                       ya anyway!


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« Reply #95 on: February 04, 2009, 12:19:04 pm »


"Full Speed Ahead!"
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« Reply #96 on: February 04, 2009, 12:24:40 pm »


"Leave the Navy, and you leave your buddy's behind"
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« Reply #97 on: February 04, 2009, 12:25:46 pm »


"Richard and Pat Nixon: the untold story"
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« Reply #98 on: February 04, 2009, 12:27:52 pm »


"Leave the Navy, and you leave your buddy's behind"

You are sooooo wicked!   :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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« Reply #99 on: February 04, 2009, 12:47:18 pm »


"Damn!  I think I blew a SEAL!"
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« Reply #100 on: February 06, 2009, 01:11:01 am »

Get your hand off my ass, Clive. We can smooch later,
when the photographer's gone.
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« Reply #101 on: February 06, 2009, 09:49:10 am »


"Does this helmet make me look fat?"
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« Reply #102 on: February 06, 2009, 11:41:27 am »



"Wanna come with me into
the hall, and make a mess?"


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« Reply #103 on: February 06, 2009, 12:14:30 pm »
 


"Well, Helloooo Sailor!!!"

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« Reply #104 on: February 12, 2009, 10:32:30 pm »

"Are you sure we're dressed appropriately for the rodeo, Maynard?"
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« Reply #105 on: February 12, 2009, 10:49:29 pm »


"Don't look now, Tarquin, but here comes the Bitchess of York."

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« Reply #106 on: February 12, 2009, 11:46:23 pm »

Pair of deuces going somewhere.

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« Reply #107 on: February 13, 2009, 03:47:00 am »
"I say, Sheridan, look at those young men with rainbow flags. 
Dressed in sequined dresses, assless chaps and penis costumes!
That's soooo gay!!"

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« Reply #108 on: March 16, 2009, 09:42:29 pm »
A whole month's gone by & no new picture in this thread.

Found one I think might be fun to caption:


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« Reply #109 on: March 16, 2009, 09:47:55 pm »



Although life was not easy for them, Siamese twins Rod and Todd were
able to compete in sports, and lead a fullfilling life.


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« Reply #110 on: March 16, 2009, 10:32:18 pm »


Gay boogie dance stars, Ed and Perry, burn up the competition!
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« Reply #111 on: March 16, 2009, 10:38:57 pm »


Clark was more grounded, but Jimmy was known as "helium heels".
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« Reply #112 on: March 20, 2009, 08:36:00 am »

Coach: "OK, which one of you wise-guys is hiding the ball?"
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« Reply #113 on: March 20, 2009, 09:29:21 am »



Feeling that the padding didn't offer enough protection,
Davidson also opted to employ an air bag.


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« Reply #114 on: March 20, 2009, 10:43:21 pm »

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« Reply #115 on: February 06, 2013, 06:30:29 pm »
Bumping this one--lotsa laughs!  Should we start it up?
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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #116 on: February 06, 2013, 06:48:22 pm »
I'll start: 

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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #117 on: February 06, 2013, 07:00:05 pm »
"It was only you in my life, and it will always be only you, Jack, I swear."

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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #118 on: February 06, 2013, 07:05:32 pm »

 



Just because I woke up doesn't mean you have to stop CPR!


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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #119 on: February 06, 2013, 08:12:59 pm »



The world may be my oyster, but I really like mussels.
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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #120 on: February 07, 2013, 06:19:30 pm »



Once John found out he could channel the Cosmic Energy through his right foot,
it was a piece of cake for him to turn any disadvantage at wrestling into his favour.



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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #121 on: February 07, 2013, 06:23:36 pm »
Thanks for bumping this thread, Paul!

I haven't seen it before. I'll have to check it out thoroughly over the weekend!   ;D

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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #122 on: February 08, 2013, 01:49:27 am »



Once John found out he could channel the Cosmic Energy through his right foot,
it was a piece of cake for him to turn any disadvantage at wrestling into his favour.




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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #123 on: June 17, 2013, 05:07:59 pm »
Time to bump this thread again.

Here we go:  


You've heard of the Valley of the Dolls?  Well, here's the Mountain of the Dolls.
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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #124 on: June 17, 2013, 05:12:44 pm »
 


I heard she gives good head.
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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #125 on: June 17, 2013, 05:17:00 pm »

The dolly party's on!


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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #126 on: May 31, 2014, 05:20:00 pm »



Alma: I know we're behind on our bills and can't afford to buy smart clothes or a new car,
but don't you think this is stretching it a bit too far???

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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #127 on: July 16, 2014, 05:12:52 pm »


Carmen Miranda's brother didn't achieve the same
level of success as she did.


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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #128 on: July 23, 2014, 03:28:48 pm »




The new commercial for a new remedy for bad hair days,
caught on really well in the monkey section of the local zoo.


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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #129 on: July 23, 2014, 04:39:21 pm »



Ennis finally found an outfit he felt comfortable in at a gay club.


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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #130 on: October 19, 2014, 10:38:21 pm »
bump.....c'mon, let's revive this thread


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!