Give the Picture a Caption

[ifyoucantfixit]

Picture in need of a caption!!

      NEWS FLASH.......         THE PROOF?  YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT

[Kerry]

Where's the Beef?

[Kerry]

What's wrong with our hats?!

[Penthesilea]

How did the rule go about thumbs in and thumbs out?

[Clyde-B]

 Well, I'm not queer, but my boyfriend is.

[CellarDweller]

Man reaching into coat:  No, it's not a pistol in my pocket, but I'll be glad to show you what it is.

[Penthesilea]

Well, I'm not queer, but my boyfriend is.

Funny in this context. But sad to think how Ennis-like this sentence is.

[Clyde-B]

Funny in this context. But sad to think how Ennis-like this sentence is.

Having been Ennis-like for the first part of my life I haven't forgotten what it was like.

That it now strikes me as funny, I see as a sign of progress.

P.S. I know my boyfriend is queer because every time I kiss him he giggles. 

[CellarDweller]

P.S. I know my boyfriend is queer because every time I kiss him he giggles. 

[Monika]

Hey, I´ve got a christmas manip in need of a caption! Could you help me out with what exactly Ennis is saying?