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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #70 on: December 16, 2008, 07:29:43 pm »
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“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #71 on: December 16, 2008, 07:30:55 pm »
Wait, I've got a better one.

"I don't believe for a second Paul Newman's warshin up down in that ravine, now gimme the damn binoculars."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #72 on: December 16, 2008, 07:50:56 pm »


Ennis:  How much time to I have?

Jack:  2 minutes.  Turn and look at the pear tree, and try to find the partridge!  Go!!!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #73 on: December 17, 2008, 03:59:04 am »
Wait, I've got a better one.

"I don't believe for a second Paul Newman's warshin up down in that ravine, now gimme the damn binoculars."
;D  ;D :laugh:
I think I´ll use that. :)

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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #74 on: December 17, 2008, 08:28:19 am »



Ennis: I've been watchin' you from up atop the mountain, with these here binoculars, Jack; as you did the warshin' all nekid-like, down by the bridge. Hows about gettin' into your laundry gear for me right now, babe.
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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #75 on: December 17, 2008, 09:40:08 am »


 Just look through em like they was binoculars and turn the knob?  What am I gone a see?


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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #76 on: January 17, 2009, 10:28:14 am »

"Psst, you need a manicure, Honey."
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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #77 on: January 17, 2009, 11:05:04 am »

Even though their dates dumped them,
Gibney and Cloyde enjoyed the prom.

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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #78 on: January 17, 2009, 11:40:41 am »

conspiracy theorists claim to have found one previously unreleased picture from the Apollo 11 mission, that they say once and for all proves that the first moonlanding indeed was a hoax
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Re: Give the Picture a Caption
« Reply #79 on: January 17, 2009, 03:00:52 pm »

conspiracy theorists claim to have found one previously unreleased picture from the Apollo 11 mission, they say once and for all proves that the first moonlanding indeed was a hoax

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