Oh, Jeff, I understand! I was in a store and stopped at the sight of some new Superman figures-- the kind that are maybe almost a foot tall and they talk and do a couple other things... I don't know, I forget, because I was standing there in the store, inappropriately fondling the plastic Superman pecs, abs, thighs, calves, and everything else of steel. 
Tell you what, I've tempted to buy me one of them action figures. ...
"Everything else of steel"? Reminds me of a
New Yorker cartoon. Superman is standing on a street corner. Next to him is a little old lady in a hat and eyeglasses who is sort of looking behind him. And Superman says to the LOL, "Why, yes, I guess they are 'buns of steel.'"
