Turnaround's fair play!
One time I was falling asleep in a tent and I heard a voice on one side of me say, "Confucious say, Woman Who Run In Front of Car...Get Tired!"
After a short pause, I heard a voice on the other side of me say, "Confucious say, Woman Who Run Behind Car...Get Exhausted!"
I had too many giggles to go to sleep!!