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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #40 on: December 23, 2008, 04:40:54 pm »

On the Twelfth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Twelve Elks marinating,
Eleven pickups sputterin',
Ten carvin' knives, electric,
Nine binoculars spyin',
Eight combine salesmen,
Seven bikers boozin',
Six newlyweds sleddin',
Five cherry cakes,
Four lonely ranches,
Three Chilean herders,
Two baby ewes and
A pair o' deuces goin' nowhere

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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #41 on: December 23, 2008, 05:01:20 pm »
YEEHAW!


On the First day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

A pup tent that smells like cat pee...

Ich bin ein Brokie...

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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #42 on: December 23, 2008, 05:07:18 pm »
(Jeff, I fixed your original post; got tired of yer dumbass waitin'.)  ;) ;D

Heh. When I posted yours didn't have nothin' in it 'cept the word "Seven."  ;D
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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #43 on: December 23, 2008, 05:10:27 pm »


On the Second day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Two can openers, and
A pup tent that smells like cat pee...



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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #44 on: December 23, 2008, 06:34:16 pm »


On the Third day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Three postcards,
Two can openers, and
A pup tent that smells like cat pee...
Ich bin ein Brokie...

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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #45 on: December 23, 2008, 08:04:23 pm »

On the Fourth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Four jars of peanuts,
Three postcards,
Two can openers, and
A pup tent that smells like cat pee...


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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #46 on: December 23, 2008, 08:06:17 pm »

On the Fifth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Five trips to Juarez!
Four jars of peanuts,
Three postcards,
Two can openers, and
A pup tent that smells like cat pee...



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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #47 on: December 23, 2008, 08:28:42 pm »

On the Sixth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Six beers a chillin',
Five trips to Juarez!
Four jars of peanuts,
Three postcards,
Two can openers, and
A pup tent that smells like cat pee...

Ich bin ein Brokie...

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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #48 on: December 23, 2008, 10:27:29 pm »

On the Seventh day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...


Seven soupboxes slippin',
Six beers a chillin',
Five trips to Juarez!
Four jars of peanuts,
Three postcards,
Two can openers, and
A pup tent that smells like cat pee...



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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #49 on: December 24, 2008, 09:07:46 am »


On the Eighth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Eight dumbasses missin',
Seven soupboxes slippin',
Six beers a chillin',
Five trips to Juarez!
Four jars of peanuts,
Three postcards,
Two can openers, and
A pup tent that smells like cat pee...