Author Topic: The "ABCs of BBM": Round 965! (Rules in first post)  (Read 5489274 times)

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"M" is matrimonial
« Reply #12070 on: March 23, 2007, 12:54:49 pm »
After the wedding and snowy honeymoon, Ennis proves faithful to his matrimonial duties and he has Alma pregnant by January.

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"N" is nevermore
« Reply #12071 on: March 23, 2007, 01:29:45 pm »
Alma has sex for the first time -- presumably with Ennis on her wedding night -- and is nevermore a virgin.
« Last Edit: March 23, 2007, 03:02:16 pm by Fran »

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"O" is observers
« Reply #12072 on: March 23, 2007, 02:31:42 pm »
After Alma and Ennis careened down the hill on their toboggan, all that was evident to observers was a tangle of arms and legs.

Ich bin ein Brokie...

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"P" is protects
« Reply #12073 on: March 23, 2007, 02:42:43 pm »
Ennis protects his queer secret from the people who expected him to live up to his promise to marry Alma Beers.

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"R" is recreational
« Reply #12074 on: March 23, 2007, 03:00:30 pm »
One snowy hill and one wooden toboggan big enough for two add up to recreational fun for the newlyweds.
« Last Edit: March 23, 2007, 03:19:09 pm by Fran »

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"S" is sledding
« Reply #12075 on: March 23, 2007, 03:12:33 pm »
It was tough sledding for the newlyweds because their thriftiness only allowed for a toboggan ride for their honeymoon.
« Last Edit: March 23, 2007, 03:17:04 pm by Memento »

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"T" is tuneful
« Reply #12076 on: March 23, 2007, 03:16:46 pm »
The original 'honeymoon' scene was more tuneful, with music supplied by Roger Miller:

EXT: RIVERTON, WYOMING: PARKING LOT: WINTER: DAY: 1964:

ENNIS and ALMA are in ENNIS'S truck, spinning donuts in a parking lot. The truck is sliding this way and that on the icy snow. ALMA squeals in delight; ENNIS whoops it up.

ENNIS'S truck skids into a snowbank. He and ALMA sit in the front seat laughing. The tinny radio plays Roger Miller's "DANG ME."

                    ENNIS
          I'm gonna have to get out and push.
          You scoot over and gas it when I say.

                    ALMA
          How 'bout you stay right there, and
          I scoot over on your lap.

ALMA slides over onto ENNIS'S lap, her legs across the seat.

They kiss.

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"U" is unscathed
« Reply #12077 on: March 23, 2007, 03:39:54 pm »
Both Ennis and Alma were unscathed by the toboggan spill.
« Last Edit: March 23, 2007, 03:44:19 pm by Fran »

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"V" is value-packed
« Reply #12078 on: March 23, 2007, 05:55:29 pm »
Because of their thriftiness, the newlyweds enjoyed a value-packed honeymoon on a toboggan.

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"W" is wallet
« Reply #12079 on: March 23, 2007, 06:51:18 pm »
The newlyweds enjoyed a value-packed honeymoon on a toboggan, because it was easy on the wallet.