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Offline HerrKaiser

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"I" is inane
« Reply #19110 on: February 24, 2009, 12:43:38 pm »
Texans don't drink coffee so they're better able to tell inane stories to their wives as to why they can't fish in Texas.
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"L" is loiter
« Reply #19111 on: February 24, 2009, 01:38:25 pm »
Texans don't drink coffee, but they do loiter in Mexican alleys when the need arises.
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"M" is misplace
« Reply #19112 on: February 24, 2009, 01:49:14 pm »
Texans don't drink coffee, but they do misplace their blue parkas.
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"N" is nondrinkers
« Reply #19113 on: February 24, 2009, 02:01:47 pm »
Texans don't drink coffee, but are certainly not, and probably don't trust, nondrinkers.
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Offline HerrKaiser

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"O" is oldies
« Reply #19114 on: February 24, 2009, 02:36:09 pm »
Texans don't drink coffee 'cause they'd rather have a beer when listening to oldies like "It's So Easy to Fall in Love".
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"P" is pop
« Reply #19115 on: February 24, 2009, 03:23:21 pm »
Texans don't drink coffee, 'cause they'd rather pop open a cold one.
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"R" is remake
« Reply #19116 on: February 24, 2009, 04:04:39 pm »
Texans don't drink coffee 'cause they'd rather have a beer when listening to Linda Ronstadt's remake of Buddy Holly's "It's So Easy to Fall in Love."

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"S" is sipping
« Reply #19117 on: February 24, 2009, 06:14:38 pm »
Texans don't drink coffee 'cause they'd rather be sipping whiskey straight from the bottle.
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"T" is teetotalers
« Reply #19118 on: February 24, 2009, 06:52:56 pm »
Texans don't drink coffee, perhaps because they are anything but teetotalers.
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"U" is urine
« Reply #19119 on: February 24, 2009, 07:34:55 pm »
Texans don't drink coffee, but they know that beer soon metamorphoses into urine.
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