Author Topic: The "ABCs of BBM": Round 965! (Rules in first post) (Read 5482521 times)

southendmd · « **Reply #19190 on:** March 02, 2009, 04:11:03 pm »

When being approached by hair-flinging hussies, make a bee-line to the men's room.

Fran · « **Reply #19191 on:** March 02, 2009, 06:26:21 pm »

In the event your marital indiscretions are discovered, expect to be shot.

memento · « **Reply #19192 on:** March 02, 2009, 07:12:21 pm »

When you're having the time of your life and you're dizzy drunk, lag behind until it is "too late to go out to them damn sheep."

southendmd · « **Reply #19193 on:** March 02, 2009, 07:57:56 pm »

The cowboy who mingles soon finds his spur jingles.

Meryl · « **Reply #19194 on:** March 02, 2009, 10:27:06 pm »

When the one you love is has an issue with too many meals consisting of beans, it helps to be an accomplished nimrod.

Def: A hunter

Fran · « **Reply #19195 on:** March 02, 2009, 11:26:21 pm »

If you don't know all the words to a song on the radio, just sing the overword.

def. = the refrain of a song

memento · « **Reply #19196 on:** March 03, 2009, 12:28:45 am »

Upon seeing your long-lost paramour, push him into the nearest stairwell and give him a kiss that will change the rest of his life.

southendmd · « **Reply #19197 on:** March 03, 2009, 08:47:28 am »

The key to refraining from looking at one's paramour whilst bathing is to concentrate on the potato peeling.

Fran · « **Reply #19198 on:** March 03, 2009, 10:05:50 am »

Bedrolls are surely big enough for two.

memento · « **Reply #19199 on:** March 03, 2009, 12:00:56 pm »

When your soon-to-be lover temptingly asks you to come in from the cold, be prepared to get hot and bothered.

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