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"H" is hunkiness
« Reply #19390 on: March 22, 2009, 11:53:56 am »
If forced to judge the hunkiness of a possible lover, Jack would of course use Ennis as his gold standard.
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"I" is impairs
« Reply #19391 on: March 22, 2009, 12:04:59 pm »
If being all busted up impairs a bullriding career, Jack would get out while he could still walk.
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"L" is lug
« Reply #19392 on: March 22, 2009, 04:41:52 pm »
If a blowy hailstorm was imminent, Jack would be quick to help lug the camping gear to a spot where it wouldn't get blown away.
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"M" is mumbling
« Reply #19393 on: March 22, 2009, 08:08:00 pm »
If in the presence of a mumbling cowboy, Jack would listen attentively and interpret.
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"N" is nightspots
« Reply #19394 on: March 22, 2009, 11:14:37 pm »
If feeling lonely and practically starving while driving grooves across Texas, Jack would go to one of the local nightspots and wait for a girl with serious money to ask him: "What are you waitin' for, cowboy, a matin' call?"
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"O" is overhaul
« Reply #19395 on: March 22, 2009, 11:43:51 pm »
If an old pickup desperately in need of an overhaul ever stopped running while he was driving it across Texas, Jack would try to fix it himself.
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"P" is Pentecost's
« Reply #19396 on: March 23, 2009, 04:33:21 pm »
If asked about the Pentecost's mysteries, Jack would plead ignorance and then make something up.
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"R" is respond
« Reply #19397 on: March 23, 2009, 05:25:12 pm »
When a first-time lover tries to set the record straight by saying: "I ain't no queer.", Jack would respond by saying: "Me neither.", and hope they get another opportunity.
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"S" is size
« Reply #19398 on: March 23, 2009, 06:02:36 pm »
If curious about a handsome stranger and not wanting to be obvious about it, Jack would use his truck's side-view mirror -- perhaps while shaving -- to discretely size him up.
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"T" is thin-sliced
« Reply #19399 on: March 23, 2009, 08:15:31 pm »
If he had to butcher a fine, fresh elk, Jack would cook up some thick steaks for supper and hang thin-sliced pieces of the meat out to dry for consumption later.

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