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Offline memento

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"U" is usefully
« Reply #19420 on: March 26, 2009, 10:59:33 am »
If a much-liked co-worker constantly complains about having to eat beans, Ennis would usefully implement his shooting skills by killing an elk.
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"W" is whupping
« Reply #19421 on: March 26, 2009, 10:11:25 pm »
If outed in the kitchen, Ennis would depart and take a wicked whupping outside a bar.
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Round 791!
« Reply #19422 on: March 26, 2009, 10:12:47 pm »
Round 791!

WWAD?

What Would Alma Do?

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"A" is advise
« Reply #19423 on: March 26, 2009, 11:45:58 pm »
If a steady stream of long-houred, low-paying jobs was an issue, Alma would advise applying for work at the power company.
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"B" is breakable
« Reply #19424 on: March 27, 2009, 12:28:28 am »
If one of her children knocked over a display of peanuts in breakable glass jars, Alma would take up her boss's offer to clean up the mess.

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"C" is coiffured
« Reply #19425 on: March 27, 2009, 08:41:30 am »
If she found herself discouraged with her marriage, Alma would take up with the neatly coiffured grocer.
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"D" is disliked
« Reply #19426 on: March 27, 2009, 11:38:11 am »
Even if she disliked anal sex, Alma would consider it part of her marital duties.
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"E" is enliven
« Reply #19427 on: March 27, 2009, 03:26:28 pm »
If her Saturday nights' entertainment consists of knitting and watching Kojack, while her husband lounges on the sofa drinking beer, Alma would try to enliven their social life by suggesting that they smarten up and head over to the church social.
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"F" is frump
« Reply #19428 on: March 27, 2009, 05:46:50 pm »
Even if her budget didn't include much for new clothes, Alma would get on with taking care of her family and not obsess about looking like a frump.
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"G" is gullibly
« Reply #19429 on: March 27, 2009, 07:32:13 pm »
If the note she left on her husband's fishing line went unread, Alma would no longer gullibly accept his fish tales.
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