Messages From The Heartland

[David In Indy]

You know it gets earlier and earlier every year! You've ever heard of "Christmas in July"?? Kidding!

Pretty soon Christmas in July won't just be another excuse to have a sale.   

I just can't believe it.

[Arad-3]

Hi David,
whats going on in the HeartLand tonight? I see you have had alot of visitors!
Everyone seems to agree that this is a very nice blog. I agree with them, iit has become one of my favorites to read too!

Geri

[David In Indy]

Earlier I was wondering what happened to Halloween.

I just think I found it!



 

Ugh.

Yuck.   

I'm sorry y'all. That dog thing is just downright disgusting. 

Hang a picture of that on your front door this Halloween and see how many trick or treaters come to your house!

[David In Indy]

Hi David,
whats going on in the HeartLand tonight? I see you have had alot of visitors!
Everyone seems to agree that this is a very nice blog. I agree with them, iit has become one of my favorites to read too!

Geri

Well, thank you Geri! I always enjoy reading your posts in here too!   

[Arad-3]

David,
That picture above of that dog..is that your dog? Just kidding. I only have one thing to say about that dog, and that is..." The  Horror Of  It!"

Wouldn't want to put a picture up of him for Halloween, you might not get any trick or treaters!!!!
   No trick or treaters. Hummm.. ... Could you send me a copy for my door? I get about 300 of them here.

[David In Indy]

The "horror of it" is right, Geri!

Can you imagine that thing licking you on the face.... or worse, in your mouth  <retch>  <vomit> in the middle of the night?

I'm a huge animal lover, but Lord have mercy, a line has to be drawn somewhere.

That dog almost makes me physically sick. 

[Arad-3]

David,
 Lol.  So You don't think that dog could be anyones best friend? Actually if I had that dog sleeping at the foot of my bed every night I would always sleep with one eye opened, even if he seemed to be a good dog.

 I had a somewhat of a ugly dog  before.  I got him at six weeks old. He was a runt and a mixed mutt, so I don't really know how to describe him. Anyways imagine my concern when he got uglier and uglier as he grew. .I tried to pretend I didn't notice it when others would say things like "man thats a ugly dog!  Where the hell did you get that?" or.."theres something wrong with that dog "  or " Is he half Hyheena (spelling) because he looks kinda wierd"  But I did love that dog despite all of that because I did fall in love with him as a puppy and he was really cute when he was little.

His name was Sparky. Unfortunatly Sparky got hit by a car. That was 20 years ago.  But sometimes at night, when I close my eyes to sleep,  I can still see Sparkys ugly face starring at me. 

[mvansand76]

Earlier I was wondering what happened to Halloween.

I just think I found it!



 

Ugh.

Yuck.   

I'm sorry y'all. That dog thing is just downright disgusting. 

Hang a picture of that on your front door this Halloween and see how many trick or treaters come to your house!

OH MY GOD DAVID, WHAT IS THIS?

[mvansand76]

IT'S EARLY MORNING FOR ME, YOU DO REALISE THAT, DON'T YOU?

[David In Indy]

OH MY GOD DAVID, WHAT IS THIS?

What Melissa? What is what? Do you mean this............

Well, I suddenly remembered you telling me that you and Jan-Willem were thinking about getting a new puppy.

I found this one on the Internet. I could give him to you now, or I could wait and give him to you both at Christmas.   

What? Don't you like your new dog, Melissa?   


Maybe somebody should call Egypt and tell them we just found King Tut's dog.