Author Topic: New game! "I wish I were in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana!"  (Read 83229 times)

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Re: New game! "I wish I were in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana!"
« Reply #270 on: October 31, 2014, 03:41:09 pm »
I wish I were in Italy
Eating soup made from split pea.




Emilia Romagna. Sounds like a drag name.  8)
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Re: New game! "I wish I were in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana!"
« Reply #271 on: October 31, 2014, 04:47:26 pm »
OMG!  It does!!!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: New game! "I wish I were in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana!"
« Reply #272 on: November 02, 2014, 07:22:14 am »
Poor Sonja, though I love her wholly,
My name still don't rhyme with guacamole,

Dear Paulie,
next time I see you I'll smother you in guacamaulie.

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Re: New game! "I wish I were in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana!"
« Reply #273 on: November 02, 2014, 05:40:23 pm »
LOL....Sonja, it's not the "ie" for the rhyme.

Paul's name (with the 'ie') sounds like........Pawlee    meanwhile guacamole sounds like the long 'o' in whole....or moe lee

so therefore, they will never rhyme.  Move on!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: New game! "I wish I were in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana!"
« Reply #274 on: November 02, 2014, 06:34:00 pm »
LOL Chuck, thanks for the friendly explanation!  ;)

I kinda figured it out myself (you may say finally!), and therefore I adjusted the spelling accordingly in my last post!  ;D

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Re: New game! "I wish I were in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana!"
« Reply #275 on: November 03, 2014, 11:54:42 am »
That still won't make it rhyme, but nice try though!!  LOL  :laugh:


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: New game! "I wish I were in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana!"
« Reply #276 on: November 03, 2014, 04:17:50 pm »
I wish the English language wasn't such a bitch to rhyme
while eating parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme.

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Re: New game! "I wish I were in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana!"
« Reply #277 on: November 03, 2014, 04:19:29 pm »
Hmm....am I the only one who thinks this thread has deranged a bit...?  ::) ::)

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Re: New game! "I wish I were in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana!"
« Reply #278 on: November 04, 2014, 09:18:03 am »
Hmm....am I the only one who thinks this thread has deranged a bit...?  ::) ::)

I think you mean 'derailed'.  deranged is a statement of mental instability, which, may fit for you.

*runs from Sonja*


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: New game! "I wish I were in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana!"
« Reply #279 on: November 04, 2014, 12:10:42 pm »
*runs after Chuck to derange, derail and de-everything him*

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