What makes you think I don't already have one?
Well, you posted about bringing it home. And it would clash with Lureen's cowgirl hat.
I bet if you asked Monika really nicely, she would bring you one of those hats. ...
I wish I were in Phuket, enjoying a meal by Hyacinth Bucket (candlelight supper, of course).
Sure I would. If you promise you´ll wear them
No problem.
I wish I were in La Jolla, eating anything by Goya.