"A tiny bit of schmalz"? LOL That's enough to clog the Rhine!
I wish I were in Cameroon, eating cornflakes with a spoon!
I wish I were in Cameroon, eating a chocolate macaroon.
I'm glad I'm not in Cameroom, yet how I'd like a Lorna Doone
How about we go to Cameroon and while there, have some crab rangoon?