Thought you may find this funny, and I think this thread works for this story.
Two weeks ago I went out to dinner with the bowlers, and after that walked around the mall. We stopped into a Yankee Candle store and found they had a holiday display called "My Favorite Things" which featured candles that had scents to correspond with the lines of that song.
There were candles that smelled like crisp apple strudel, warm woolen mittens, raindrops on roses, and schnitzel with noodles.
As we were looking over the candles this exchange takes place:
Frank: Do you notice they don't have a candle called "cream colored ponies"?
Don: Because they won't make a candle that's scented like hay and manure.
I had to leave the store, I was laughing so hard.
