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Offline southendmd

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Re: Quotes Out-of-Context :)
« Reply #10 on: October 18, 2012, 07:35:31 pm »
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Re: Quotes Out-of-Context :)
« Reply #11 on: October 19, 2012, 01:49:56 pm »
Heard on the radio some years ago
"Man badly burned when a fire raced through his suit"
Nearly drove off the road! :laugh:

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Re: Quotes Out-of-Context :)
« Reply #12 on: October 25, 2012, 07:14:09 pm »
"That one's too big. I'd like a smaller one, please."
--Paul, posted by Lynne and witnessed by Lisa/bbmiswear

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Re: Quotes Out-of-Context :)
« Reply #13 on: October 25, 2012, 07:42:23 pm »
:laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:

They said blizzards.  ;D

Never mind!  ;)

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Re: Quotes Out-of-Context :)
« Reply #14 on: October 25, 2012, 08:40:39 pm »
Overheard at work.....

"Did you stuff it all the way in?"


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Quotes Out-of-Context :)
« Reply #15 on: October 26, 2012, 01:04:37 am »
Overheard at work.....

"Did you stuff it all the way in?"

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Not a good sign when you have to ask. :-X ;D



But it can be an important question! Some years ago my hubby drove all the way to Paris (on business) because someone had not stuffed it all the way in. ;D
A disc on the control unit of a paving machine, that is. They claimed the machine not to be working; hubby asked exactly the same thing over the phone and they assured him they did. So he hopped in a car, drove all the way only to find out they hadn't stuffed it all the way in. ::) With one movement of his thumb he "repaired" the whole, huge machine. :laugh: